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Just The Girl: Chapter Forty Five (a HYD-inspired fic)
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“Yeah, Shaney’s the only one I blessed with my brilliance.” Alice agreed, smiling conspiratorially, her eyes darting towards Shane who was struggling to hide a smile that was tugging at her lips. “As for the two oldies, I can’t take credit for their outfits. That was all Sonja.” She bent her head down to hide her smirk.
“What do you mean?” Bette pushed as her friends sniggered quietly in their places. “Guys?” She looked at the two, warranting an explanation. The two ignored her and exchanged knowing smiles, piquing Bette’s curiosity some more. And as if to answer her question..
“Miss Bette!!!” A loud excited voice beckoned from the doorway.
“Sonja!” Bette whipped her body around, recognizing the voice behind her. She took a step forward, ready to launch herself towards the woman whose presence she had missed the most ever since the move. “Uh..” She froze mid-step as she took in Sonja’s attire for the day. The older woman was wearing a bright yellow jumpsuit whose size was clearly too small for her stocky frame. It clung to her body like spandex, showcasing her belly and making her look like an overweight banana. Bette guffawed as James joined Sonja by the door, he was also wearing his own undersized jumpsuit. He looked a little out of breath as he carried a few more tools inside the apartment. His fatigue may due to the exertion of going up a few flights of stairs carrying the stuff, but Bette guessed that it was more because he had a hard time breathing in his clothes. The poor guy was clearly sucking in his tummy just so he could fit inside his suit.
“There was a little accident with the dryer.” Sonja shrugged nonchalantly, stepping forward with her arms spread out and bear hugged a receptive Bette.
“She shrunk our clothes!” James mouthed as he pointed an accusatory finger at the older woman. Bette laughed, patting her second mother’s back as Sonja babbled on and on about how thin and undernourished she looked.
Shane stood up from the floor and ambled towards James. She watched as the guy pulled on his clothes uncomfortably, popping a few buttons so he could breathe. “You look like you’re having a really hard time over there. If you want, I’ll be more than happy to switch clothes with you.” She offered, hoping that James would release her from her misery.
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ROFLMAO! Totally hilarious from start to finish, Alchemy! BRAVA! Loved scary-alpha-horny Tina who couldn’t wait to get properly laid again and her mostly alpha but sometimes henpecked girlfriend Bette who’d do anything to please her. “They’re just painting. What could they possibly do wrong except spill a few drops of paint?” => Miscalculation of the year! Shane and Alice do make such a great comedic tandem. “Diarrhea green and phlegm green” => Yuckiness to the nth power! Huge thanks for this rib-tickling update, Alchemy! :) And happy birthday! You’re one talented writer and witty lady and you’re just 22! May all your dreams come true. :)
Awesome job-So glad U are back-I was starting to miss my Fav Fic. So funny—Great job.
funny funny funny. Bette, blame yourself lol, Tina reminded you to check on them pmsl. This was great thank you for the post. Can’t wait to see the appartment decorated. please post again when you can.
Sure hope Bette takes care of Tina next chapter, after she kills Alice and Shane first of course! lol PPS
That was so hilarious and cute, Alice is crazy but gonna love her. Please post more, thanks!
once again i laughed so hard while reading this…….omg…i love your sense of humor!!
tears this update was soooo funny… too bad the TLW doesn’t stuff like this all the time! :)PPS
i have luved this story from the first chapter, but your wicked sense of humor kills me, i luv it!!!!!!!!!
I laughed until I had tears running down my face, thanks
to funny… i have a question… why don’t they go the the yacht… it was bette birthday present from sam… so she still owns that… anyway… you just gotta love shane and alice… with all of their money i don’t know why they just didn’t pull out their cells and call for some more… love this story… PPS
LOL, Bette poking her dirty fingers in Al and Shane’s mouths as revenge is better than getting their heads shaved, or worse! Hopefully they’ll get it repainted… Such a fun chapter Alchemy, thanks for posting. cheers!