“Hmm?” Bette mumbled distractedly, focusing her attention on sucking Tina’s neck.

“You’re really not gonna fuck me right now, are you?” Tina fought her own escalating desire as she gently pushed Bette away from her neck. Her fingers clenched at the lost contact.

“Well I’m about to. Now if you would just lean back and relax for a minute that would be–”

“But..”

“But? Jesus! Don’t tell me you want us to finish putting up the mats first.”

“Well yeah, but that’s not my problem..”

“Then what is it?”

“Um.. babe.. your hands are dirty.”

“So are yours.”

“Yeah, but let’s be hygienic. Your hands are so black you just left a very nice and detailed imprint on my clothes – look at my chest.”

“Oh.. yeah..”

“Let’s just say that I won’t grant your blackened fingers access to my vagina until you clean them.”

“So if we run out for a few seconds to wash our hands, you’d let me fuck you before we go back to work?”

“Uh-huh.”

“Okay then, let’s go.” Bette gingerly dropped her girlfriend to the floor and dragged a willing Tina towards the door. Before she could open the door, Alice and Shane snuck in and blocked their way.

“Uh guys, move please.” Bette asked her friends politely, trying to maintain a calm facade despite her aroused state. When the two didn’t budge, she immediately sensed something wrong. “What the hell did you guys do?” Bette scowled.

“Bette, I swear it wasn’t my fault. Al was the one who–”

“Shut it Shane.”

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Back to the present time..

“Spectacular green..” Alice coughed, waving her arms around to present the newly painted walls to Bette and Tina.

“Spectacular?” Bette’s eyes darted around the living room before settling on a fidgeting Alice and Shane. “Cut the crap. I’m sure you guys came up with something more clever than “Spectacular green”. So please, why don’t you enlighten us and tell us the real names you’ve come up with.” She dared the two. Shane and Alice exchanged looks, their leader knew them so well.

Alice cleared her throat, rubbing the back of her neck sheepishly. “Murky green..” She squeaked.

“Swamp green..” Shane added weakly.

Tina bit her lower lip to stifle her laughter. “Are there more?” She asked, rubbing Bette’s arm soothingly as her girlfriend seethed beside her.

Alice nodded dumbly. “Mucous green..”

“Diarrhea green..” Shane supplied.

“Vomit green..” Alice choked.

“Is that it?” Bette growled.

Shane and Alice flinched. “Fungus green..” They squealed.

“Shrek green..” Shane sniffled.

“Algae green..” Alice mumbled.

“Phlegm green..” Shane coughed.

The two sighed and looked at one another. “Horseshit green..” They muttered under their breath.

“Is that the end?” Bette asked. The two nodded their heads accordingly. “Okay then.” Bette nodded, eyeing them menacingly. “You guys see this?” She lifted her palms and showed her dirty hands to the two.

“Y-yes..” Shane and Alice stuttered, cowering before Bette. Tina held her breath, knowing what her girlfriend was about to do.

Slowly, Bette walked over to her nervous friends and stood in front of them. She put a finger before their lips and smirked. “Open your mouths and say ahhhhh..” She ordered, an evil grin plastered on her face.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!” Shane and Alice shrieked as they ran frantically out of the apartment, a laughing Bette chasing after them all over the place with her dirty fingers.

“What’s going on?” Sonja stepped outside of the bathroom and stood beside a giggling Tina in the middle of the living room.

“I thought Miss Bette wanted powder blue walls?” James scratched his head in bewilderment as he joined the two women.

“She did.” Tina chuckled. “But Al and Shane decided to go green.”

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” A scream echoed across the hall followed by a loud crashing sound, an indication that Bette caught one of her prey. “Porteerrr!!” A shrill scream. Definitely Alice.

“Say ahhh!” Bette laughed maniacally.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..-dirty finger in mouth-.. ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Porteeerrrr!!!”

tbc..