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Just The Girl: Chapter Forty Five (a HYD-inspired fic)
“Oh yeah?” Bette snorted, her eyes sweeping Alice’s attire; from the bright pink overalls to the purple tank top to the striped socks and the baby pink rubber shoes. The whole thing certainly did not look like a KL creation, it was more of a fashion abomination. “And how did you manage to convince him to make those fugly clothes? Did you put a gun to his head?” She chuckled. Alice replied by sticking out her tongue like an eight year old kid.
“Gun to the head? Pretty close.” Shane piped up, tugging uncomfortably at her own colorful clothes; she basically wore the same ones as Alice except that hers were red and yellow – making her the poster child for McDonalds. Alice shot her a look to shush her but she continued. “She threatened the poor guy.” Shane explained.
“With what?” Bette grinned lopsidedly, imagining different scenarios.
“With her body.” Shane replied with a smirk, Bette laughed in understanding as Alice huffed at the sidelines. Lenore was having dinner with Karl Lagerfeld at the Chateau Marmont two days ago. Alice invited herself and asked the famous designer if he could make her a couple of colorful workman’s overalls. As expected, the man refused vehemently – even when she offered to pay him triple. Determined to get what she wanted, Alice being Alice resorted to prostituting herself and offering sexual favors to the notoriously gay designer; who, even if he were straight, wouldn’t give her the time of the day. Needless to say, after the bold proposition, dear old Karl agreed to make the clothes – anything to get the weird blonde away from him as quickly as possible. “He caved immediately. Put together these eyesores..” Shane rolled her eyes. “..in less than a day. I actually think he made the clothes look disgusting on purpose to spite Alice.” She mumbled under her breath.
“Well if that was his intention, then he obviously failed cause I love the clothes.” Alice scoffed, placing a hand on her hips.
“Only you Al.” Bette shook her head unbelievably. “Only you can appreciate something as ugly as that.” She sighed. For sure the designer himself would deny that he ever had anything to do with their outifts. “Which brings me to my next question. Alice I can understand, but why the heck did you allow her to dress you up like that?“ She directed her query to a defeated-looking Shane.
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ROFLMAO! Totally hilarious from start to finish, Alchemy! BRAVA! Loved scary-alpha-horny Tina who couldn’t wait to get properly laid again and her mostly alpha but sometimes henpecked girlfriend Bette who’d do anything to please her. “They’re just painting. What could they possibly do wrong except spill a few drops of paint?” => Miscalculation of the year! Shane and Alice do make such a great comedic tandem. “Diarrhea green and phlegm green” => Yuckiness to the nth power! Huge thanks for this rib-tickling update, Alchemy! :) And happy birthday! You’re one talented writer and witty lady and you’re just 22! May all your dreams come true. :)
Awesome job-So glad U are back-I was starting to miss my Fav Fic. So funny—Great job.
funny funny funny. Bette, blame yourself lol, Tina reminded you to check on them pmsl. This was great thank you for the post. Can’t wait to see the appartment decorated. please post again when you can.
Sure hope Bette takes care of Tina next chapter, after she kills Alice and Shane first of course! lol PPS
That was so hilarious and cute, Alice is crazy but gonna love her. Please post more, thanks!
once again i laughed so hard while reading this…….omg…i love your sense of humor!!
tears this update was soooo funny… too bad the TLW doesn’t stuff like this all the time! :)PPS
i have luved this story from the first chapter, but your wicked sense of humor kills me, i luv it!!!!!!!!!
I laughed until I had tears running down my face, thanks
to funny… i have a question… why don’t they go the the yacht… it was bette birthday present from sam… so she still owns that… anyway… you just gotta love shane and alice… with all of their money i don’t know why they just didn’t pull out their cells and call for some more… love this story… PPS
LOL, Bette poking her dirty fingers in Al and Shane’s mouths as revenge is better than getting their heads shaved, or worse! Hopefully they’ll get it repainted… Such a fun chapter Alchemy, thanks for posting. cheers!