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    Just The Girl: Chapter Forty Five (a HYD-inspired fic)

     

    “Yes.” Tina rolled her eyes, miffed by Bette’s playful attitude. She was definitely not in the mood for teasing and games, not when there were important things to be done. “We haven’t made love in two days. TWO whole days! Hell, we haven’t had proper sex since the yacht. So yes, we are in agony. Sexual frustration can be quite painful and agonizing.” She pointed out, hitting the back of Bette’s head with one of the mats for emphasis. “So unless you plan to enjoy your soundproofed room on your own, I suggest you do as you were told and pick up that damned measuring device and grab a fucking pair of shears!” Tina barked, raising her voice with each succeeding word. As expected, a flummoxed Bette cowered in fear and immediately began obeying her orders.

     

    “Tape and shears.” Bette waved the two items with shaky hands two seconds later as she stood before a bossy and intimidating Tina. Meriting a pat on the head and a tiny grunt of acknowledgment from the blonde, she followed her girlfriend towards her bedroom; tail safely tucked between her legs. They dropped the materials to the floor at the same time that someone knocked on the front door.

     

    “That must be Shane and the others. I’m gonna go and let them in.” Bette mumbled, walking backwards towards the door, grateful for the interruption. As much as it turned her on, scary-alpha-horny Tina was scaring her a little too much right now.

     

    Tina nodded distractedly, picking up the measuring device and studying it carefully. “Okay babe. I’ll go out to greet them later, I’ll just do the necessary measurements first.” She muttered, walking towards the nearest wall. “Oh, and unless you’re coming in here to help me with it, I don’t want to be disturbed.” She sternly instructed, pulling out a red bandana from her chest pocket and tying it to her head to get her hair out of the way and complete her determined butch look. She was a woman on a mission, a very important one.

     

    “Yes Ma’am!” Bette gave a small salute, biting the insides of her cheek to maintain a straight face. She looked constipated but she didn’t mind, laughing at Tina’s hormonally induced state of absolute concentration was not the way to go if she wanted the sleepover to push through. With a serious nod and a sly wink at Bette, Tina turned around and immersed herself with measuring the length of the walls, muttering numbers to herself the entire time.

    Comments

    1. ROFLMAO! Totally hilarious from start to finish, Alchemy! BRAVA! Loved scary-alpha-horny Tina who couldn’t wait to get properly laid again and her mostly alpha but sometimes henpecked girlfriend Bette who’d do anything to please her. “They’re just painting. What could they possibly do wrong except spill a few drops of paint?” => Miscalculation of the year! Shane and Alice do make such a great comedic tandem. “Diarrhea green and phlegm green” => Yuckiness to the nth power! Huge thanks for this rib-tickling update, Alchemy! :) And happy birthday! You’re one talented writer and witty lady and you’re just 22! May all your dreams come true. :)

    2. funny funny funny. Bette, blame yourself lol, Tina reminded you to check on them pmsl. This was great thank you for the post. Can’t wait to see the appartment decorated. please post again when you can.

    3. to funny… i have a question… why don’t they go the the yacht… it was bette birthday present from sam… so she still owns that… anyway… you just gotta love shane and alice… with all of their money i don’t know why they just didn’t pull out their cells and call for some more… love this story… PPS

    4. LOL, Bette poking her dirty fingers in Al and Shane’s mouths as revenge is better than getting their heads shaved, or worse! Hopefully they’ll get it repainted… Such a fun chapter Alchemy, thanks for posting. cheers!

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