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Just The Girl – Chapter Forty (a HYD-inspired fic)
“I bought a new alarm clock.” Bette replied with a feeble shrug. It would never compare to her lovable chambermaid, but it would have to do.
“But you hate those things. You always throw them away the second the alarm goes off..” Sonja pointed out the truth, making Bette blush. Throughout the years, they have attempted to use alarm clocks to wake Bette in preparation for College life. The poor gadgets didn’t last a day, they always ended up inside a trash bin.. shattered in a million pieces.
“Yeah, but I’ll learn to live with it.. eventually..” Bette added with a sheepish grin. If she had to bolt the alarm clock down to the bedside table just so she wouldn’t be able to throw it against a wall, she was more than willing to do so.
“How about your clothes? Who will wash them for you?” Sonja raised an eyebrow.
“Me.” Bette answered proudly. It shouldn’t be that hard right? All she would have to do was place the clothes inside the washing machine.. press power.. and viola! Instant clean clothes. At least, that’s what she thought.
“Oh really?” Sonja looked at the girl apprehensively. Bette Porter has never been near a washing machine her entire life. “True or false. Whites can be washed alongside colored clothing?” She quizzed.
“Uh.. true?” Bette looked at the older woman hopefully. Sonja could only shake her head in despair, she was getting more worried about the brunette with each passing minute.
“Okay. Who will cook your meals?” Sonja tried another pressing matter, the most important one in her opinion.
“I will.” Bette confidently proclaimed, she had bought a new cookbook and a cute apron.. she was ready. Sonja’s mouth dropped down, completely appalled at the thought of Bette inside the kitchen.
“But you don’t know how to cook!” Sonja shouted incredulously. Her ward attempted to cook before.. with extremely disastrous results. Bette had the tendency to overdo things. This was evidently seen through her unique and wonderful creations like liquefied pasta, cement-like gelatin and charcoal flavored pancakes. If given the chance, the girl could overcook water into steam.
“Oh don’t worry, I also bought a lot of TV dinners.” Bette suppressed her gag reflex and forced a weak smile.
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(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
Yay!! SO glad it didn’t take you too long to post. I love your story, and Bette just cracks me up. They’re so cute together, and I love all the temple references! Pretty please, not too long til the next post!
Great Chapter!!! Something tells me that Melvin is going to a good eye on his daughter. Thank you PPS
i just love this story,bette is so funny or should i say thy both are.pps
That was totally cute. Bette and Tina neighbors!!!!! Too funny!!!! lol lol lol
Nice Bette is only a couple of doors down! Great Chapter! PPS
lol! it figures that bette would consider half a million dollars ‘spare change’!! great chapter
Haha–that last part is classic! Glad you’re back–that one day absence was getting to me! :) PPS!
Great chapter, I’m so proud of Bette! I think her $500K cushion might not be enough, for some reason. The girl’s never had to live on a budget in her life… Ken thinking his girl had gone riding was too funny, and I hope the hunt for Al and Shane works out well. Thanks so much for the post, Alchemy. Cheers!
That was so fun and cute. So Bette moved into Tina’s building.
greaaaaaaaat chapter. so funny. I thought Ken knew his daughter had her first ….lol. I hope Melvin willsee that Tina is a great girl, good for Bette and that they are really in love.Melvin will still have an eye on Bette, I might buy the building and restore it who knows? You are a great writer Alchemy10. PPS
Ha they live in the same building! I think Tina will be sneaking out in the middle of the night, hope they don’t wake all the neighbors…especially dad! lol PPS
1 of my fav updates. I loved the way U explained how sore Tina was from all the love making & how she explained to her dad about riding a black beauty all day-such a classic use of a metaphor referring to sex. Only someone like Bette would think 500 thousand was being poor-Too funny!!! Great job as always.
Hope Melvin will see that Tina is good for Bette. That was wonderful and so funny. B&T are so cute and sweet, love them. Nice that Bette just down a couple door form Tina, they gonna have fun and cant wait to see it. Please post more, thanks!
1 of my fav updates. I loved the way U explained how sore Tina was from all the love making & how she explained to her dad about riding a black beauty all day-such a classic use of a metaphor referring to sex. Only someone like Bette would think 500 thousand was being poor-Too funny!!! Great job as always.