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Chapter 7 – Beach Party and Welcoming

Kit: if this were going to be longer than a couple of days, then they might push the boundaries. But with only two and half days to go, they won’t have time to come up with a plan. That’s just not their style. I’ve been around mischief makers all my life and these kids are not mischief makers.
Tina: That’s good to know also. But we still want you to keep your eyes open. And you can tell them that Yoda and Darth Vader are just next door and a ready to intervene should the occasion call for it.
Sonny laughed: Yoda is Shane, so who is the Darth Vader?
Bette: Me. My specialty is the Jedi Mind Trick. And Tina is good at it too. In fact, she may be better than I am.
Tina laughed: Who do you think taught you?
Sonny and Kit were laughing at Bette and Tina: So, you are who Obi-Wan-Kenobi?
Tina: Yea, that’s better than being Darth Vader here.
Bette: Darth Vader? Anakin Skywalker to you Obi-Wan-Kenobi!
Tina: And our children would be Princess Leia Organa and Luke Skywalker.
Bette: Sounds right to me.
Kit: So, who is Alice?
Bette: Jar Jar Binks!
Tina: Oh Bette, that’s cruel!
Bette: Well, that’s all that came to mind. And I think that Helena would be Lando Calrissian. I guess Alice is Hans Solo. She the one who did the car chase with Dana.
Tina: That’s better. Jar Jar Binks, that’s terrible.
Kit: Well, I’ll be Jar Jar Binks.
Tina: That’s not right either. Jar Jar Binks was a goofball and you are no goofball. No one in this group is going to be Jar Jar Binks!
Sonny: So who are we then?
Bette: You can be droids – CP3O and R2D2. They are always saving the day.
Kit: Which is which?
Tina: CP30 is the golden man shaped droid and R2-D2 is the short one that rolls around and pugs into computers and get information and is Luke Skywalker’s copilot some times.
Kit: Sonny you are CP30 and I’m R2D2.
Sonny: Sounds good to me. Sounds right also. My memory is that CP30 was not always the smartest droid. I think I fit that. R2D2 was much smarter and had weapons and communication systems.


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