Fears: The male anatomy
Most important possession(s): My Katie Hightower: Out To Pasture CD. Autographed bitches
Pet Peeve: Slow Drivers and People that stand in the middle of the hallway

Number of Tattoos: One
Number of Piercings: Hmm…you’ll just have to come over and find out

Best quality: My quick wit
Best physical trait: Buns of Steel

In the opposite sex…

Cute or Sexy: Let’s make it the same sex shall we? And both. It’s possible. Rare, but possible
Taller or Shorter: Either or, but if they’re taller I have more…uh…yeahhh
Lips or Eyes: Both again
Petite or Big: Hey, I don’t discriminate
Sweet or Caring: Come on,, both!
Easygoing or Serious: Seriously easy going.
Sensitive or Loud: There should be a nice ballance

Thoughts on…

Abortion: I suppose it’s the person’s choice…
Gay Marriage: Hey, let’s go man. Who wants to get hitched?
Gun Control: Who cares man…no one follows those rules
God: hates me because I’m gaaaaaaaay! *emo* *emo* *emo*
Aliens: E.T. called, he said he wants his anal probe back.

January 23, 2008
Time: 8:10 PM
Mood: Quixotic
User: adhasnovds

Well, I’ve been on here many times before watching the GirlTrash! episodes over and over, wishing they’d bring it back so I could finally see those two hotties Misty and Colby get. It. On. But alas, I’ve been stiffed yet another week. Le sigh.

I figured it was time to get a profile on here though. I mean, what lesbian doesn’t have an ourchart profile? Probably a lot I’m sure, but hey, I’m here to support Alice’s endeavor. What can I say; I love my L Word ladies. Oh, by the way, BRING BACK DANA!

A lot has happened in my life, some things worse than others of course. My mother died when I was little. So young I don’t even have any memories with her. I wouldn’t even know what she looked like if it weren’t for the picture my dad gave me. She was beautiful; long silky black hair, gorgeous brown eyes, and a very nice figure. If she weren’t my mom I’d definitely consider her hot. But like I said, she’s my mom.

My dad remarried two years after mom’s death and I got stuck with an evil stepmother and two god awful stepsisters. I know, I know I’m making it sound like I’m Cinderella or something, but it’s not that bad yet. I actually never intend on it getting that bad either. Once I get my letter from USC I’m out of this house for good.