A/N: Hey everyone. Here’s the second chapter, and your introduction to Ashley. Her Screenname is [obviously] adhasnovds. I/We hope you like it!

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Chapter 2: Welcome To My Life

Getting to Know Me…

Name: adhasnovds … it’s an inside joke. But it’s also the truth. So.
Nickname: you’ll just have to wait and find out
Birthdate: 1990
Birthplace: City of Angels
Hometown: See above
Eye Color & Hair Color: Hot Chocolate and Hershey’s Kisses
Height & Weight: Average and A little more to love lolz
Occupation / School: USC here I [hopefully] come!
Righty or Lefty: I’m a switch hitter
Heritage: Get to know me first…then I’ll let you in on my family secrets

Favorite Color: Ocean Blue…you know, like the ocean
Favorite Animal: Dolphins
Favorite TV Show / Movie: Buffy/Imagine Me and You. Piper is smokin’ hot
Favorite Cartoon: Old School Doug
Favorite Song: Bet on It – Zac Efron … what? It’s totally the gay anthem of 2007!
Favorite Sport: Foxy Boxing?
Favorite Actor / Actress: Jill Bennett, Leisha Hailey, Ellen Page
Favorite Musician: Justin Timberlake omgz hez so cuuute…*gags* please… *secretly plays rock your body*
Favorite Athlete: Sports and I don’t really get along…but Amanda Bynes makes a hawt soccer player
Favorite Comedian: My best friend when she’s drunk
Favorite Food: Cheese. Look at me weird all you want, but I love gouda. Step off.
Favorite Drink: Water. It’s so refreshing after partaking in…activities ;-p
Favorite Number: 69 hahaha…no but really. 69
Favorite School Subject: Sex Ed
Favorite Clothing: My sexy little red thong…see through dontcha know
Favorite Book: Madonna’s Sex Book
Favorite Snack Food: French Fries and Ranch Dressing
Favorite Season: Spummer. Yes, I made up my own season. The in between of Spring and Summer

Hobby: Your mom…oh wait, that’s not a hobby, that’s a full time job.
Talent: I can remain completely unnoticed at any given time

Age of first kiss: Well…ya know. 12.
Age you lost your virginity: Ohh, a lady never tells!
Age you got married: Is this Canada? This isn’t Canada…
Age you had your first kid: Yeahhh…bout that.

Have you ever been drunk: I don’t see the point in drinking
Have you ever gotten high: Hugs not drugs damn it!
Have you ever been arrested: I have not…that anyone is aware of that is
Have you ever been in a fight: Everyday, I’m pretty badass.
Have you ever been in an accident: We don’t talk about that…