Katey: “Yeah! Yosemite to be exact! It’s gonna be like…a retreat…for women…of course. Lot’s of lesbians and banging drums, group therapy, becoming one with nature! OH! And there’s a drag bar right on the outskirts of town. Ya know, for mischief! Convenient huh? I thought so too!”

Irene: “Nope, not going to work. It sounds boring! That’s just not good television!”

Katey: “Oh Irene…. we’re not looking for good television. Our only goal is decent fanfic, at best!”

Blu: “Yeah! Who gives a crap about good television? We want to make them do some crazy shit!”

Rayne: “I’m gonna have to agree with the girls on this one.”

Jaded: “Ha! Wait till I get my hands on this one. Oh Merde! Alice and Shane are in for it! Ya know, if Katey EVER POSTS!”

Irene and Cowgirl sat across from Katey, Blu, Jaded and Rayne, who had since joined their nemesis in the limo. Irene was duct taped in for her own safety!

Irene: “Bette will never go for it.”

Katey: “Wanna bet!”

Bette: “I’m not going to spend a day in the woods let alone a weekend. Bugs, wild animals…Tina! I’m going back to bed.”

Marina slid the back door open and as she stepped in she said, “Alice, what is taking so long? Are we ready to go?”

Bette: “Ready to go?”

Alice: “Oh, yeah. I forgot to tell you that we have to go now. Everyone’s waiting in the van.”

Tina: “What van?”

Alice: “The one Katey conveniently rents for us when we do group trips! Oh, by the way, I had sex with Shane. Many times! Ha, we’ll be in the van. Chop, chop girls…. Come on…while we’re young!”

Bette just stood in the doorway leading down to the bedroom looking at Tina.

Tina: “It might be fun Bette.”

Bette: “Fun? I don’t think so T! This is just an excuse for a bunch of women to sit around and complain about life.”

Marina opened the fridge and grabbing for a pastry said, “Then you should like it, Oui? What’s the matter Bette? Cheeken?”

Alice hopped in the drivers seat and slapping her hands together said, “Ladies, get ready for a weekend filled with deba…debau….de….

Blu leaned over and whispered in Katey’s ear, “D. E. B. A. U….”

Alice: “Debauchery! Ha! Good Times!”

Katey smiled and said, “My spell-check is broken.” Blu smiling back shot off a wink as she said, “Right!”

Irene: “This is not what we agreed on. You are all breaking our little arrangement. I’m calling my lawyer!”

Rayne: “No she didn’t!”

Cowgirl laughed as she reached for the duct <–edit) tape. She ripped off a little piece and gently placed it over Irene’s mouth. She then reached for her cell and threw it out the window.

Jaded cracked her knuckles and reached for her laptop. “You posting this now or what?”

Katey: “Just one secondddddd.”

Alice: “Oh look everyone…Happy Face!”

Bette and Tina threw their backpacks on the roof and strapped them in. Bette jumped in first wearing a grim face, as an excited Tina followed. “This is going to be fun!”

Alice: “You bet your sweet ass it is!”

Katey held her laptop. “See Irene, I told you Bette would be into it!”