Katey: “Where the hell are Alice and Shane?”

Blu shrugged as she grabbed for her drink. “That’s up to you now.” Blu said, as she threw back the shot. Rayne looked around and letting out a yawn said, “Are we staying here? Cuz I’m bored and this music sucks.”

Jaded: “Let’s get the hell outta here!”

Katey closed her laptop and said, “Done!”

Rayne: “Oh, here we go!!”

Jaded: “What’s up your sleeve Katey?”

Blu: “Why in the hell are we here? If my Cashmere sweater gets dirt on it, you’re buying me a new one!”

Katey, Blu, Rayne and Jaded were all sitting in lawn chairs on a small hill that overlooked a valley where Bette, Tina, Dana, Lara, Shane, Alice, Marina and Jenny, were now walking around, aimlessly bumping into each other.

Katey: “Ya know, it’s kinda like playing SIMS!”

Rayne: “I was thinking the same thing!”

Blu: “Where the hell is Tim?”

As Katey waited for Microsoft Word to take its ‘sweet ass time’ opening, she simply said, “He’s home! Ok girls…. time to think! What can we make these ladies do that we haven’t done already?

Jaded: “Well, you can make Tina flash again, or, we can always have them kill each other!

Everyone looked over at Jaded and smiled as a tall, mysterious figure began walking slowly toward them. They began looking around with puzzled faces as the theme to ‘Unforgiven’ filled the air around them. The sound of spurs and clip clopping hooves made them all breathe a sigh of relief, as Cowgirl stoically appeared in front of them, tipping her hat and taking the last drag off a Marlboro! She flicked it nonchalantly and as the smoke rings blew into their faces, Cowgirl said,

“Irene’s here!” Katey stood up and scoped the black limo that was waiting at the gate, engine still running! She looked at Cowgirl and nodded.

“Plan B!” Cowgirl nodded back and reached into her pocket, pulling out her Zippo! She coolly lit another cig with one hand before turning, and galloping off toward the limo.

Blu turned and faced Katey. “If my Cashmere sweater has a cigarette burn in it, you’re buying me a new one!” Jaded said, “Uh, what’s plan B? And how did I get this beer?” Katey turned her laptop toward Jaded who began reading, ‘Jaded sat, beer in hand.’ “Ohhhh, cool!”