Katey: “Plan B ladies, is Operation Stop Irene!”

Jaded: “Oh! So, you’re gonna kill her off?”

Rayne: “NO ONE IS GETTING KILLED HERE JADED!!”

Rayne, not hearing anything from Katey, looked over to her and said, “Right?” Katey walked over and popped a squat on her lawn chair. She squinted as she looked down at the cluster fuck of celebrity below. Jaded walked over and took her seat. “Well, I can see we’re gonna be here a while!” Katey began typing as Rayne and Blu each grabbed a chair and looked down at their hands. “What are fuck are these? Alabama Slammers?”

Tina and Bette were sitting at their kitchen table, sucking down some coffee, as the back door slid open. The light coming in made them throw their hands up and yell out, “SHUT IT!! COME ON!!” Alice let out a “Whoops!” as she slid the door shut and went to pour herself a cup of Joe. “Why are you here?” Bette asked. Tina’s head had fallen back onto the table as Alice reached over her and grabbed the sugar.

Alice: “Well, well…. nice to see you too Bette! Looks like a certain couple can’t handle their alcohol anymore. Huh? Getting too old to party?”

Alice sat down and threw her feet up onto the table, causing Tina to jump. “Must you be so…loud?” Alice tapped the spoon against the side of her cup and dropped it down on the table. “Yep! Its called NOON!”

Bette: “Do you need anything Alice? Want me to go and get you a paper…. or cook you some eggs?”

Alice: “Aw, Bette! You are just too good to me!”

Bette: “I was being sarcastic.”

Alice: “No shit! But, since you asked, there is something I need. Well, it’s something we ALL need so it’s not like you’ll be doin me the favor. Get it!”

Tina slid her head off the table and as her body began to follow, Alice said, “WHOA! You just sit your fine ass back down here.” Alice pulled Tina back into her seat and stood up. “Ok, here’s the deal. We my friends are going on a…”

Irene Flaken: “WOMEN’S WEEKEND IN THE WOODS?”