"l wonder who lives here?" she said to herself, peeping round the kitchen. "What tiny plates! And spoons! There must be seven of them, the table’s laid for seven people." Upstairs was a bedroom with seven neat little beds. Going back to the kitchen, Snow White, also known as Tina, also known as Tee, also known as- okay, the point is, she had an idea.

"I’ll make them something to eat. When they come home, they’ll be glad to find a meal ready." Towards dusk, seven tiny women marched homewards singing. But when they opened the door, to their surprise they found a bowl of hot steaming soup on the table, and the whole house spick and span. Upstairs was Snow White, also known as Tina, also known as Tee, also known as- okay, the point is, she was fast asleep on one of the beds. The chief dwarf prodded her gently.

"Who are you?" Shane the Chief Dwarf asked. Snow White, also known as Tina, also known as Tee, also known as- okay, the point is, she told them her sad story, and tears sprang to the Shane’s eyes. Then one of them, Alice, said, as she noisily blew his nose:

"Stay here with us!"

"Hooray! Hooray!" they (being Jenny, Marina, Kit, Angus, Ivan (okay, Angus is a man and Ivan dresses like one, but let’s forget that), Alice and Shane) cheered, dancing joyfully round the girl. The dwarfs said to Snow White,also known as Tina, also known as Tee, also known as- okay, the point is, they said to her:

"You can live here and tend to the house while we’re down the mine. Don’t worry about your stepmother leaving you in the forest. We love you and we’ll take care of you!" Snow White, also known as Tina, also known as Tee, also known as- okay, the point is, she gratefully accepted their hospitality, and next morning the dwarfs set off for work. But they warned Snow White, also known as Tina, also known as Tee, also known as- okay, the point is, they warned her not to open the door to strangers.

Meanwhile, the servant, Lara, had returned to the BPC, with the heart of a roe deer. She gave it to the cruel stepmother, telling her it belonged to Snow White, also known as Tina, also known as Tee, also known as- okay, the point is, she told Hellena it belonged to the girl so that she, Lara, could claim the reward. Highly pleased, the stepmother turned again to the magic mirror. But her hopes were dashed, for the mirror, Dylan, replied: "The loveliest in the land is still Snow White, also known as Tina, also known as Tee, also known as- okay, the point is that she lives in the seven dwarfs’ cottage, down in the forest." The stepmother was beside herself with rage.