Night came, but the servant, Lara, did not return. Snow White, also known as Tina, also known as Tee, also known as- okay, the point is, Snow White was alone in the dark forest and she began to cry bitterly. She missed the bright pinkness of the castle terribly and would have given her left breast to return there. That was not the only thing: she thought she could feel terrible eyes spying on her, and she heard strange sounds and rustlings that made her heart thump. Little did she know that the forest where Lara the servant had left her, was also known as The Shag Forest, where scary heterosexual people hid their deeds from the eyes of the normal, gay people, who would condemn them, burn them and drown them – or give them an injection (which contained the right stuff to make someone gay, as they believed).

At last, overcome by tiredness, she fell asleep, curled under a tree.

Snow White, also known as Tina, also known as Tee, also known as- okay, the point is, Snow White slept fitfully, wakening from time to time with a start and staring into the darkness, so different from the bright pink she was used to, around her. Several times, she thought she felt something, or somebody touch her as she slept. Many times was she very scared it would be the Abandoned Hellry or even worse – Candass, the Gorilla. They were known for hiding there.

At last, dawn woke the forest to the song of the birds who went by the names of Dawn and Cindy, and Snow White, also known as Tina, also known as Tee, also known as- okay, the point is, she too, awoke. A whole world was stirring to life and the girl was glad to see how silly her fears had been. However, the thick trees were like a wall round her, and as she tried to find out where she was, she came upon a path. She walked along it, hopefully. On she walked till she came to a clearing. There stood a strange cottage, with a tiny door, tiny windows and a tiny chimney pot. Everything about the cottage was much tinier than it ought to be. Snow White, also known as Tina, also known as Tee, also known as- okay, the point is, she pushed the door open.