[b]SNOW WHITE AND THE AFRO-AMERICAN PRINCESS[/b]

Once upon a time, in a BPC (Bright Pink Castle), a Prince’s daughter grew up happy and contented, in spite of a jealous stepmother. She was very pretty, with hazel eyes and long, blonde hair (wavy, even. hell, it grew to her shoulders! imagine that!)

Her skin was delicate and fair, and so she was called Snow White, also known as Tina, also known as Tee, also known as- okay, the point is that that was her main name. Everyone was quite sure she would become very beautiful. Though her stepmother was a wicked woman – and therefore her name was Hellena – she too was very beautiful, and the magic mirror, who went by the name of Dylan, told her this every day, whenever she asked it.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the loveliest lady in the land?" The reply was always: "You are, your Majesty," until the dreadful day (the girl had grown up by then) when she heard it say; "Snow White, also known as Tina, also known as Tee, also known as- okay, the point is, Snow White is the loveliest in the land."

The stepmother, Hellena, was furious and, wild with the green-eyed monster that also goes under the name of Jealousy, she began plotting to get rid of her rival. Calling one of her trusty servants – Lara – she bribed her with a rich reward to take Snow White, also known as Tina, also known as Tee, also known as- okay, the point is, Lara had to take Snow White into the forest, far from the BPC.

Then, unseen, she was to put the blonde to death. The greedy servant, attracted to the reward (but also to Snow White’s, also known as Tina, also known as Tee, also known as- okay, the point is, she was also attracted to Snow White’s chambermaid Dana, who had a thing for Alice), agreed to do this deed, and she led the innocent girl away.

However, when they came to the fatal spot, the redhead’s courage failed her and, leaving Snow White, also known as Tina, also known as Tee, also known as- okay, the point is, she left Snow White, sitting beside a tree, she mumbled an excuse and ran off. Snow White, also known as Tina, also known as Tee, also known as- okay, the point is, she was all alone in the forest.