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Life Happens: The Stoners of LA
“Don’t be grumpy my darling. It’s just a little mud.” Helena swiped at a spot of dirt on her nose. “Think of it this way, you get to strip me naked and clean me…”
“Helena, shhhhhhhh…” Alice tried not to let the other woman get too carried away.
Zoe and Elaine were creating a mud pit big enough to hold a bonfire when they returned. Lena had collected wood to add to Shane’s collection, and they created a huge fire, using spare paper for kindling.
Before long, someone came running across the cow’s pasture, shouting something about illegal fires.
Their fire dampened and their party over, the group ran back to their cars (on account of the police having been called) and made their way back to their respective homes. The night had been pleasant enough, but clearly there had been tension between Elaine and Bette. Helena resolved to talk to her friend the following morning.
“Are you all right back there?” Helena called softly to Alice and Shane. Alice was fast asleep, and they all had to help carry her up to her hotel room when they returned to the place that Bette had not seen since she checked out and began staying at Helena’s. It hit Helena all at once then—Bette and her were basically playing house, trying out what it might be like to live together. She was quiet on the drive back to her apartment. Just as they arrived at the parking lot of her apartment, Helena began to speak her plans out loud.
“Bette, I’m keeping this apartment when I come to the States. I want to have a place in London to call my own.” Helena blurted this information out. “And I want you to come here again with me, and I want…I want…” She was confused about what came next. What did she want?
“I’m breaking up with Jodi.” Bette was equally abrupt. The car stopped, and Helena turned tear filled eyes to look at Bette. The look that was returned, took her breath away. Seatbelts were flung off, clothes were torn, lips bruised, as Bette crushed Helena to her and as Helena tried to pull Bette across the front seat into her arms. They pulled away, gasping for air, before Helena flung open her car door and ran around to open Bette’s.
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Am I first, I hope so … I stayed up later than late just to read this lady! and it was worth it, I’m so looking forward to your x-over post, but this deserves merit of it’s own, even if you didn’t tip a cow for me. Incidentally I’m not sure it’s possible, some friends and I tried a few yrs ago on Dartmoor, whilst camping, and stoned, god I loved this chapter, tee hee giggling now … oh and the nc-17 stuff was, y’know, not bad :-D
I guess that earthy smell didn’t translate so well from one story to another, but I quite enjoyed this one as well. Despite the earty smell. I must say, Bette and Helena seem to have quite the sex life together. I’ve never tipped a cow, but I’ve certainly had my share of the spliff. I’d have to say the magic mushrooms were the most giggles, though. Have to be able to trust your source, however.
Stoned Alice and Helena redux: brilliant! Why couldn’t the ski-lift scene have concluded with some Belena action on the show? After all, weren’t they in car 69? I have to agree with Akiracolorblind, this story just goes from strength to strength. Your talent and hard work are much appreciated.
Awesome! Helena but her feelongs for Bette on the line so now they can both have a big sigh of relief; they want each other and love each other and as soon as Bette dumps Jodi and Helena has a little chat w/ Elaine all will be good in the world. So does Bette know that it’s Elaine that Helena was with before she arrived in London w/ the girls? And now that Helena is back in mommy’s good graces when she gets back to the states is she palnning on getting her own place for just her or will she be shacking up w/ Bette? PPS!
aww im lovin this
this is ridiculously amazing!! I mean–I can’t get enough of it! You’re doing a better job every time you write this!! I love every single moment of it..I love the part about giving Bette and Shana a cow as a gift. Helena and Bette were beautiful together in your story! They are meant to be for each other! Please keep up with the good work!! I can’t wait to see what happens next!!!
I’m glad Helena turn Peggy down. It’s about time Helena became her own woman as well as Bette’s. And to stand on her own feet and succeed in doing what we all know she is capable of, is even more of a treat. With the support of her family and friends I see no reason why she would not accomplish her goals. And Bette really needs to break it off with Jodi. If Helena is the one she truly loves, she needs to step up to plate and take that swing at love. We have all probaly struck out once in our lives or more, but somethings are worth taking a chance on. I feel bad for Elaine though she is really in love with Helena, to bad Helena didn’t see that before she slept with her again. Excellent writing I don’t know how you do it, but please keep doing it.