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    Life Happens: The Stoners of LA

    “Good god.” Helena mumbled. “All right,” She said, loud enough to be heard over the roar of Zoe’s muscle car which passed them on the left again, and Alice and Shane’s screaming, “Let’s pull over somewhere along here.” She signaled for a few minutes, until Zoe did the same and pulled over at the first clearing alongside the road. Surprisingly, there were still trees left in England, and they had to walk for a few minutes through them, finding a place to picnic.

     

     

    As they ate, they sat comfortably on spread blankets. The cluster of trees was to their backs, and they could see rolling fields ahead of them.  Around 100 yards to their left, a few cows grazed.    

     

    “Hey, Lena?” Alice rolled a joint in seconds and offered the first round to their new friends. They spread the love for a while, chatting about their respective jobs, and about their kids—or at least Elaine and Bette talked about their kids.  Helena was quiet during the job talk, though everyone tried to encourage her to think positively.

     

    Helena leaned comfortably against Bette.  Bette’s arms were around her waist, Helena’s hands on Bette’s bent knees. Helena was unhappy to see that Elaine looked sadly at them, more than once. They would have to talk about this before week’s end, when Helena left for the New York.

     

    “You ok?” Bette whispered softly in her ear. Her hands snuck under the hem of Helena’s sweater, caressing her belly and sides lightly.

     

    “Fine, I’m fine sweetheart.” Helena kissed Bette lightly before Alice captured her attention, wanting to go off with her on their own.

     

    Alice and Helena decided to go for a walk—though it was dark, and there wasn’t much place to go. Alice insisted on the walk, and on the joint to mellow the trip out some more.

     

    “Hey, Helena, what’s up with that Elaine lady? She’s stressed.” Alice took Helena’s arm, handing her the joint. 

     

    Helena just shrugged. “We used to be involved.”

     

    “And?” Alice knew there was more.

     

    “And…we sort of spent the night together before you and Shane and Bette showed up. I didn’t realize that it meant anything to Elaine. I mean she’s great, she’s my oldest friend here. But…I love Bette.”

    Comments

    1. Am I first, I hope so … I stayed up later than late just to read this lady! and it was worth it, I’m so looking forward to your x-over post, but this deserves merit of it’s own, even if you didn’t tip a cow for me. Incidentally I’m not sure it’s possible, some friends and I tried a few yrs ago on Dartmoor, whilst camping, and stoned, god I loved this chapter, tee hee giggling now … oh and the nc-17 stuff was, y’know, not bad :-D

    2. I guess that earthy smell didn’t translate so well from one story to another, but I quite enjoyed this one as well. Despite the earty smell. I must say, Bette and Helena seem to have quite the sex life together. I’ve never tipped a cow, but I’ve certainly had my share of the spliff. I’d have to say the magic mushrooms were the most giggles, though. Have to be able to trust your source, however.

    3. Stoned Alice and Helena redux: brilliant! Why couldn’t the ski-lift scene have concluded with some Belena action on the show? After all, weren’t they in car 69? I have to agree with Akiracolorblind, this story just goes from strength to strength. Your talent and hard work are much appreciated.

    4. Awesome! Helena but her feelongs for Bette on the line so now they can both have a big sigh of relief; they want each other and love each other and as soon as Bette dumps Jodi and Helena has a little chat w/ Elaine all will be good in the world. So does Bette know that it’s Elaine that Helena was with before she arrived in London w/ the girls? And now that Helena is back in mommy’s good graces when she gets back to the states is she palnning on getting her own place for just her or will she be shacking up w/ Bette? PPS!

    5. this is ridiculously amazing!! I mean–I can’t get enough of it! You’re doing a better job every time you write this!! I love every single moment of it..I love the part about giving Bette and Shana a cow as a gift. Helena and Bette were beautiful together in your story! They are meant to be for each other! Please keep up with the good work!! I can’t wait to see what happens next!!!

    6. I’m glad Helena turn Peggy down. It’s about time Helena became her own woman as well as Bette’s. And to stand on her own feet and succeed in doing what we all know she is capable of, is even more of a treat. With the support of her family and friends I see no reason why she would not accomplish her goals. And Bette really needs to break it off with Jodi. If Helena is the one she truly loves, she needs to step up to plate and take that swing at love. We have all probaly struck out once in our lives or more, but somethings are worth taking a chance on. I feel bad for Elaine though she is really in love with Helena, to bad Helena didn’t see that before she slept with her again. Excellent writing I don’t know how you do it, but please keep doing it.

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