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    Just The Girl 2.0 – Chapter Twenty Five, Prologue

    Story written on June 5, 2010 by Alchemy10.
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    A sit-down with Vanity Fair..

     

    The interview lasted for about three hours, and I can tell you, more than half of that was spent laughing. Mostly at themselves. And mostly due in part to a certain blonde’s witty one-liners and quips. If Alice Pieszecki, 23, wasn’t born into a life of privilege, I think she would have had a bright future in Hollywood like her mother, Oscar-winning actress Leonore Pieszecki. After all, it is quite clear that she inherited her mother’s endearing charm and biting sense of humor. But forget drama, this one would fit well in comedy. She’s like a bubblier, younger and blonde version of Tina Fey. She’s fearless and uninhibited; not afraid to poke fun at herself, and much to the vexation of her friends, at other people too. But its all in good fun, so she’s easily forgiven.

     

    The outspoken blonde is quite the talker, and it gets her into trouble most of the time. “My mouth has a mind of its own.” She admits.

     

    “Unfortunately, its not too bright.” Bette supplies.

     

    Alice rolls her eyes but does not disagree. “I know how tactless I can be. My dad did say once that I was impropriety personified. And I guess, I agree with him.” She smiles the cheekiest grin. “My head is full of highly inappropriate things about inappropriate people. And I admit, I find these thoughts inappropriately amusing; and dare I say, stimulating. Of course, it doesn’t help much that they offend pretty much everyone else in this f*cking universe. People can be so darn thin skinned and sensitive sometimes.” She gripes, her lips pulling at the side in a pout.

     

    “We love her for her impropriety,” Shane defends her bestfriend. She pauses and looks thoughtful for a moment. “Though it can be annoying at times. Well.. most of the time.”

     

    The blonde shrugs. “My mind is the most politically incorrect one out there too. Well, except of course for Ann Coulter’s. I think that bitch eats babies, but I digress.” I said it once, and I’ll say it again, this girl was amusing.

     

    What about me, I tried to goad her, what politically incorrect thing can you say about my weight?

     

    Her face brightens up at my question. Her eyes twinkle impishly. “Well.. since you’re a little on the round side, my lips might be calling you pleasantly plump to your face. You know, cause that’s the polite thing to say. But in my mind, I’m calling you morbidly obese.. or you know, fat ass or walking lard lumps.” She shrugs. “No offense.”

     

    None taken.

     

    Wait.. speaking of offensive things.. the most recent controversy hounding the young CEO of Enigma Entertainment’s publishing arm, Blue Media, involves an ex-boyfriend and a whole chapter dedicated to her in a salacious tell-all book to be released on the first week of August. The infamous ex, Spunk lead singer Zac Davis, reveals all the details of his one and a half year relationship with then high school freshman Alice. Allegations of drug use, crazy parties and even a drunken orgy has surfaced after portions of the book were leaked to the press.

     

    “She has the worst taste in men.” Bette bemoans. For a change, Alice whole-heartily agrees.

     

    “Zac was a skeeze. I can’t believe I even shaved my legs for that a**hole. He was a lazy lover, generally a bad lay, and he has a penis the size of a tampon!” The blonde reveals unapologetically. The others laugh uncomfortably beside her, wary of what she had just let out. She knows that was tactless, but she doesn’t give a damn. “If he’s gonna spread some lies about me, then I’m gonna fight right back by saying the truth about him.” She says in annoyance, one eyebrow raised to her forehead and her arms folded tightly on her chest. “He sucks in bed and his dick is tiny.” She deadpans, stressing what she had said before. “Make sure to print all of that.” She tells me. “Oh.. and he’s prone to ejaculate prematurely. Add that too.”

     

    Yes, ma’am! And Zac, sorry buddy, but I’m afraid your little secret has been exposed to the world now.

     

    Our waitress interrupts, bringing more beer for me and the girls (except Bette, she prefers a good o’l cocktail). We all raise our drinks and offer one another a quick toast. This afternoon had barely started, and so did our interview. There was more to reveal, more to uncover and more fun and crazy things to discuss. And if this..[F4 exclusive continued on page 69]

     

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