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Ashes (one shot # 1)
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“Then no deal.” She tore off a paper towel and started wiping her cheek. “Get used to LA, Honey, cause your going to be here a VERY long time.”
Ah fuck Madison. “Fine I’ll kick her off the squad.” I blurt out.
She smiles again. “We have a deal.”
“Good.” I give her my address and tell her to come over for dinner. She agrees and we go our separate ways.
Dinner
I kicked Madison off the squad and she screamed she was going to kill herself after begging me to reconsider. I told her to shut the hell up and jump off a bridge. Why should I care if she dies? I’m going back to Ohio, soon. The door bell rings and I ran to answer it. Mom beats me there and opens it. Ashes stands wearing a man’s white dress shirt with fake blood spattered everywhere, her ripped jeans, and black converse. She took off the black lipstick but wore a lot of black mascara. “Yo.” She tells my mom and then takes a large step towards me. She pulls me to her and attacks my mouth with her tongue. We both start obnoxiously moaning, trying to piss my Mom off, and then pull back.
My Mom Pales and stares at Ashes with murder in her eyes. “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!”
I ignore her and take Ashes hand. “Mom this is my girlfriend, Ashes.” I turned to Ashes. “Ashes this is my Mom, Paula.”
She gives her a shit eating grin. “Nice to meet you MRS. Cheer Bitch’s Mom. I see where your daughter gets her great rack and ass.”
“Can I talk to you alone.” My Mom asks angrily.
“No. Because I know it’s going to be about my Love.”
“Spencer get that trash out of here!”
“Don’t you dare talk to the woman who took my virginity away like that! She means a lot to me.”
Her face turned red and if she had a gun Ashes wouldn’t be standing right now. She turns and storms back to her room. I look at Ashes and smile. “You are amazing.”
She grins. “You ain’t seen nothing yet.”
We all sat around the dinner table talking about everything from school to sports. My Mom glares at everything Ashes says but she doesn’t seem to mind.
“I have a date on Saturday.” Glen announces.
“With who?” Mom ASKS with great interest.
“Sandy Borack.” He proudly states.
“She gives good head.” Ashes quipped in. “I had her the other night.” She closes her eyes and moans. “I can still feel that tongue inside me.” She looks at me. “Remember that baby?”
“Oh yeah that three way was fun.” I added. “I’m so glad you suggested it. I would have never experienced my first lesbian three way in Ohio. I love you.”
“Aw baby.” She pulls me into another deep French kiss. We pull back panting lightly.
“Arthur do something!” My mom demands desperately.
“Spencer’s choice in woman is none of my business.” He replies taking my side.
My mom just groans and stabs the piece of turkey on her plate.
Ashley abruptly stands and starts tugging on her crotch.
“What the hell are you doing!” My mom demands furiously.
“My pad is shoved up my ass.” Ashes explained calmly. “I knew I should have used a tampon.” She muttered as she continued to tug on her crotch.
My mom stands and slams her fist on the table. “That’s it! Arthur I’m calling the airport.”My mom looks at me. “YOUR GOING TO LIVE WITH YOUR GRANDMA.” She looked at Ashes. “Thousands of miles away from that thing.” She stormed out of the room and I smiled brightly up at Ashes. She winked and headed towards the front door. I follow her and we walk outside.
“Thanks for everything.” I say sincerely.
“Anytime.” She replies and kisses me a final time before walking to her very expensive BMW.
I sigh and head back inside, planning on packing my suitcases.
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LMAO, that was really funny. =D
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My older sister had an account. I think your thinking of that name.
This is definetaly the best thing you’ve ever written but you might want to try harder on whatever you write next.
Well, at least you wrote more then 2-4 lines. However your grammar is atrocious, try spell check. *CHEERS* Go Eyeheartmusik Go!
dude, brutal.
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That was actually ok! funny….cool….I like it, I think you should continue.
OMFG!! that was the funniest shit I’ve ever read
Yeah it obviously is funny. I’m sure anyone saying they didn’t laugh while reading this is a total liar. But , is it enough to win this battle? Not so sure….MAYBE….just maybe , most people are underestimating you (which I honestly doubt) but , we’ll see…
i missed this one…did I mention you are one of my favorite random SON authors? I didn’t? Well then, you are one of my favorite random SON authors!
LMAO, that was really funny. =D
Well, at least you wrote more than just a couple sentences…. I still wont need to read anything by “eyeheartmusic” to know who’s winning this “battle”.
My older sister had an account. I think your thinking of that name.
This is definetaly the best thing you’ve ever written but you might want to try harder on whatever you write next.
Well, at least you wrote more then 2-4 lines. However your grammar is atrocious, try spell check. *CHEERS* Go Eyeheartmusik Go!
dude, brutal.
its definately betta den yo otha shit
That was actually ok! funny….cool….I like it, I think you should continue.
OMFG!! that was the funniest shit I’ve ever read
Yeah it obviously is funny. I’m sure anyone saying they didn’t laugh while reading this is a total liar. But , is it enough to win this battle? Not so sure….MAYBE….just maybe , most people are underestimating you (which I honestly doubt) but , we’ll see…
i missed this one…did I mention you are one of my favorite random SON authors? I didn’t? Well then, you are one of my favorite random SON authors!
alright. so obviously you can write. and you think it’s funny to antagonize people. this was funny. honestly. it made me laugh out loud and that’s awesome. your one-liner fics had funny concepts, too. you just didn’t bother to put any effort into them when they could’ve been fucking hysterical, dude. i honestly have to say, i’m looking forward to your other stuff, yo.
alright. so obviously you can write. and you think it’s funny to antagonize people. this was funny. honestly. it made me laugh out loud and that’s awesome. your one-liner fics had funny concepts, too. you just didn’t bother to put any effort into them when they could’ve been fucking hysterical, dude. i honestly have to say, i’m looking forward to your other stuff, yo.