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Ashes (one shot # 1)
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The punk rocker kids take the seats around me and I stare at the girl across from me, disgusted. Her hair is green and spiked obscenely, matching her tattered black tank top and jeans filled with holes and biker boots. Her name is Ashes and she’s the school’s biggest freak. Well punk lesbian freak. Not someone to bring home to Mommy and Daddy.
I smile widely at the thought. My mom would flip if I brought a lesbian home. Wait no, not just brought, dated! She’s the biggest homophobe I know! Surely seeing her baby girl with that thing would change her mind about this place.
“Um, Ashes?” I asked quietly.
She stops talking to the weird thing with orange hair next to her and faces me. “What cheer bitch?”
Oh yeah we hate each other. Well my crowd hates her crowd making us enemies. Shit how do I talk the lesbian punk freak into dating me now? “I need to talk to you alone.”
Ashes stared at me a moment longer before standing. “Fine. Follow me.”
I follow her to the bathroom and she locks the door. “What’s this about?” She asked and pulled out a tube of lipstick out of her pocket.
I watch with disgust as she smears the black lipstick over her lips. She’s so disgusting but exactly what I need. “I need you to date me.”
The lipstick slips and some of it smears on her chin but she doesn’t seem to care. “What!”
“I need you to date me.” I repeat again.
She raises an eyebrow. “Why?”
I tell her about my hate for LA and My mom and How I want her to date me so my Mom would send me back to Ohio. She seemed to understand because she started nodding her head. “What’s in it for me?”
“Um Money?” I suggest.
“I’m already loaded, try again.”
“What do you want?”I ask impatiently.
She looks up in thought and then meets my gaze in the mirror. “Kick Madison off the squad.”
“WHA!” She just smiles. “I can’t do that cheerleading is her life! She might commit suicide or something if I take it away from her.”
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LMAO, that was really funny. =D
Well, at least you wrote more than just a couple sentences…. I still wont need to read anything by “eyeheartmusic” to know who’s winning this “battle”.
My older sister had an account. I think your thinking of that name.
This is definetaly the best thing you’ve ever written but you might want to try harder on whatever you write next.
Well, at least you wrote more then 2-4 lines. However your grammar is atrocious, try spell check. *CHEERS* Go Eyeheartmusik Go!
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That was actually ok! funny….cool….I like it, I think you should continue.
OMFG!! that was the funniest shit I’ve ever read
Yeah it obviously is funny. I’m sure anyone saying they didn’t laugh while reading this is a total liar. But , is it enough to win this battle? Not so sure….MAYBE….just maybe , most people are underestimating you (which I honestly doubt) but , we’ll see…
i missed this one…did I mention you are one of my favorite random SON authors? I didn’t? Well then, you are one of my favorite random SON authors!
LMAO, that was really funny. =D
Well, at least you wrote more than just a couple sentences…. I still wont need to read anything by “eyeheartmusic” to know who’s winning this “battle”.
My older sister had an account. I think your thinking of that name.
This is definetaly the best thing you’ve ever written but you might want to try harder on whatever you write next.
Well, at least you wrote more then 2-4 lines. However your grammar is atrocious, try spell check. *CHEERS* Go Eyeheartmusik Go!
dude, brutal.
its definately betta den yo otha shit
That was actually ok! funny….cool….I like it, I think you should continue.
OMFG!! that was the funniest shit I’ve ever read
Yeah it obviously is funny. I’m sure anyone saying they didn’t laugh while reading this is a total liar. But , is it enough to win this battle? Not so sure….MAYBE….just maybe , most people are underestimating you (which I honestly doubt) but , we’ll see…
i missed this one…did I mention you are one of my favorite random SON authors? I didn’t? Well then, you are one of my favorite random SON authors!
alright. so obviously you can write. and you think it’s funny to antagonize people. this was funny. honestly. it made me laugh out loud and that’s awesome. your one-liner fics had funny concepts, too. you just didn’t bother to put any effort into them when they could’ve been fucking hysterical, dude. i honestly have to say, i’m looking forward to your other stuff, yo.
alright. so obviously you can write. and you think it’s funny to antagonize people. this was funny. honestly. it made me laugh out loud and that’s awesome. your one-liner fics had funny concepts, too. you just didn’t bother to put any effort into them when they could’ve been fucking hysterical, dude. i honestly have to say, i’m looking forward to your other stuff, yo.