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Ashes (one shot # 1)
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I hate La but I hate my Mom even more for bringing me here. My school life isn’t horrible. I have tons of friends, I’m head cheerleader, and I have perfect grades but it’s not the same as Ohio and it’s not fair that we had to move here because Mom wanted to go higher up in career. She’s such a bitch.
I finish brushing my hair and walk down stairs. My brothers are talking at the kitchen table while my parents fix breakfast. My mom has a big smile that screams ‘I love LA even though my daughter hates it here’ and it’s making me sick. “I’m going to school now.” I announce.
My mom looks at me in surprise. “What about breakfast, Honey?”
“Oh my friend Madison talked me into bulimia. Every girl in LA is doing it.” I shrug. “I bet there’s a nice rehab center in Ohio you can send me to.” I added casually.
My mom shakes her head no. “Oh Honey, there’s a nice rehab center next to the hospital. Maybe we can check it out after my shift.”
She’s such a bitch. “Forget it Mom. I don’t want to get better anyway. All the weight I’m losing is really helping me find nice guys to sleep with. Unlike Ohio most of the guys here don’t bother with protection so I might get pregnant.”
My mom’s face brightened. “Oh Honey that’s great! I can’t wait to buy my first world’s greatest grandma shirt!”
BITCH BITCH BITCH!! “I’m going to find a black guy to get me pregnant!” I yelled out of frustration.
Her smile just widens. “OH HONEY! That would be great. Having two black people in our family. I’m so happy.”
WHAT A FUCKING BITCH! “I’m going to school now.”
School
After Madison finished bitching about all her problems, she has so many, I went straight to lunch. I got my tray walked to the nearest table. The caf is filled with visiting Middle schoolers, why the hell are they taking a field trip to a school that’s known for it’s gang violence?, Anyway their here and there is so many of them. Most of the tables are filled except for this one but that’s about to change.
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LMAO, that was really funny. =D
Well, at least you wrote more than just a couple sentences…. I still wont need to read anything by “eyeheartmusic” to know who’s winning this “battle”.
My older sister had an account. I think your thinking of that name.
This is definetaly the best thing you’ve ever written but you might want to try harder on whatever you write next.
Well, at least you wrote more then 2-4 lines. However your grammar is atrocious, try spell check. *CHEERS* Go Eyeheartmusik Go!
dude, brutal.
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That was actually ok! funny….cool….I like it, I think you should continue.
OMFG!! that was the funniest shit I’ve ever read
Yeah it obviously is funny. I’m sure anyone saying they didn’t laugh while reading this is a total liar. But , is it enough to win this battle? Not so sure….MAYBE….just maybe , most people are underestimating you (which I honestly doubt) but , we’ll see…
i missed this one…did I mention you are one of my favorite random SON authors? I didn’t? Well then, you are one of my favorite random SON authors!
LMAO, that was really funny. =D
Well, at least you wrote more than just a couple sentences…. I still wont need to read anything by “eyeheartmusic” to know who’s winning this “battle”.
My older sister had an account. I think your thinking of that name.
This is definetaly the best thing you’ve ever written but you might want to try harder on whatever you write next.
Well, at least you wrote more then 2-4 lines. However your grammar is atrocious, try spell check. *CHEERS* Go Eyeheartmusik Go!
dude, brutal.
its definately betta den yo otha shit
That was actually ok! funny….cool….I like it, I think you should continue.
OMFG!! that was the funniest shit I’ve ever read
Yeah it obviously is funny. I’m sure anyone saying they didn’t laugh while reading this is a total liar. But , is it enough to win this battle? Not so sure….MAYBE….just maybe , most people are underestimating you (which I honestly doubt) but , we’ll see…
i missed this one…did I mention you are one of my favorite random SON authors? I didn’t? Well then, you are one of my favorite random SON authors!
alright. so obviously you can write. and you think it’s funny to antagonize people. this was funny. honestly. it made me laugh out loud and that’s awesome. your one-liner fics had funny concepts, too. you just didn’t bother to put any effort into them when they could’ve been fucking hysterical, dude. i honestly have to say, i’m looking forward to your other stuff, yo.
alright. so obviously you can write. and you think it’s funny to antagonize people. this was funny. honestly. it made me laugh out loud and that’s awesome. your one-liner fics had funny concepts, too. you just didn’t bother to put any effort into them when they could’ve been fucking hysterical, dude. i honestly have to say, i’m looking forward to your other stuff, yo.