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American Werewolves in London: Part 6
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Easing the window up slightly, Bette crouched down to address the vampire.
“Tina…this isn’t the best time.” She hissed. Truth be told, she looked rather comical, bobbing up and down to alternate between shooing Tina away and checking that Helena was still asleep.
“We have to talk!” Tina could not conceal her annoyance at being made to hover outside.
“Not now! I’m busy!”
“It’s urgent!” a moan, followed by a shout, interrupted their quiet argument. Helena turned in bed, facing completely away from them both.
“I want my job back! Mmmm….aaaah!” She could be heard yelling, before an arm shot out and punched some invisible entity.
“Poor thing.” Bette muttered affectionately. Tina’s presence was a distraction on more than one level—for one thing, Bette was still attracted to her. For another, Tina was a vampire, and Bette had no doubt that that made her at least a little bit dangerous.
“Let me in. You have to invite me inside.” Tina hissed again. Bette could not help but notice that she was dressed really well for a random weekday night. Her jeans must have cost a fortune. She shook her head, jarring herself from a strange trance like feeling that was starting to come over her.
“No. You can’t come inside. You’ll bite us.” Bette stood her ground.
“Invite me in, or I’ll throw something at you!” Tina could not come inside unless invited, though, in the back of her mind, she worried that it would have to be Helena herself who did the inviting. She wasn’t certain.
“Don’t let her in.”
“AH!” Bette screamed at Jenny, who now glared with her one remaining eye, at Tina.
“Don’t listen to her!” Tina said loudly.
“Do listen to me! Listen to MEEEEE!” Jenny’s already strange disposition was becoming increasingly bizarre. She did a macabre little dance around the room, singing and chanting, taunting Tina who furiously began to throw twigs and leaves at the window.
“What the fuck?” Helena, sat up, her back still to Bette. “Darling?” She called out, turning around slowly.
Jenny disappeared. Tina flew quickly up to the roof. Neither was quite willing to reveal themselves to anything other than another member of the Undead Club.
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I wonder which particular Vatican conspiracy Jenny was referring to. Like ashtuck, I can’t help laughing at crumbling Jenny and the other three main players in your loopy, brilliant saga. The X-Files-like conspiracy, with werewolves infiltrating the royal family and British cabinet, is a wonderful touch.
Ah man, this doesnt look any good for any of them,,,,,but this sure is a great story and loved how you had all of them finally to meet.
Loved the pas de deux between Jenny and Tina. Not surprised to hear there are vampires in the Vatican, seems them been sucking the lifeblood out of people for millenia. And the werewolves in the royal family is no surprise either. I seem to recall that the Bowes-Lyons family, of which the recently deceased Queen Mother was a member, were supposed to have locked up an excessively hairy relative in the attic, can’t recall if that was supposed to be the 18th or 19th century. Good thing ol’ Lillibet (no, not Lillibette) has so many ladies in waiting. I’m sure many hands make light work of full body depilitation.
I’m sure the undead will figure a way out of their troubles!!! I think Helena would make a good vampire. : )
Oh MY GOD !!! what did you do to the Royal Family ? LMAOOOOOO We already knew (?!) they hosted Jack the Ripper, but werewolves ?…… as for the Cabinet, I always suspected Maggie Thatcher of being a blood-sucker, but who else ?? you’re just having me laughing so hard I can hardly type…
Ah well, those Brits, you know how they are, keeping their relatives locked up in attics and all. I had heard a theory that Jack the Ripper was a minor member of the royal family, so guess they could have a Jack the Nipper too!
maybe they worked together…one stuck em, the other suck em!! happy Halloween!!!!
very nice chapter, it looks bad for both parts, thanks friend post soonlove
Should you laugh at a dead jenny, a vampire tina, a werewolf bette, and a clueless helena? Well, I am…I can’t believe Tina beat Jenny with her own arm…thats really really funny…pps
LOL it was freaking amazing… I loved the fact that Tina had to be invited in… I never thought that a werewolf, a vampire and a dead Jenny could be so funny!!! PPS!!