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To the Moon and Back – chapter 12
Her. What is she doing here Tina?
Goodbye
Bette has chased after
She walked away full of pride and reached Tina who was now at the elevator. As the doors opened two security guards came rushing out.
Bette stopped them to say, Il y a un porno tant film dans la chambre 666 et un mensonge de femme indcent dans le vestibule. (There’s a porno being filmed in room 666 and a woman lying indecent in the hallway.)
One of the guards tipped his hat and said, Merci beaucoup manquer, (Thank you very much miss) before running off to see what was going on.
Bette and Tina got in the elevator and Tina just fell apart sobbing. Bette held on to her trembling body and told her everything was going to be ok. They got in a cab right away so they wouldnt have to deal with
Tina looked up into Bettes beautiful chocolate eyes and said Im sorry.
For what? Bette asked
For not believing you when you said it was a porno.
Its ok. Most people find it shocking but its true.
They brain wash you with ***** right from the beginning, we just didnt know it. Tina giggled.
Yep, dont forget about The Little Mermaid and Lion King movies, Bette added.
They both laughed acknowledging how the priests ***** pops out during the wedding ceremony in The Little Mermaid and how ***** shows up in a cloud of dust in The Lion King.
Are you alright? Bette asked.
Im fine now, resting here in your arms where I belong. Tina smiled as Bette leaned down to kiss her.
Bette changed the subject to something she was very proud of. Did you see me knock
Tina turned her head to face Bette, You did? When?
You must have had your back to us and were going to the elevator. I grabbed her by her sheet, turned her around and socked her right in her ugly face. She fell right to the ground.
Tina couldnt control her laughter. Damn I wish I saw that.
Id love to see myself in action. I was all Lara Croft on her *****.
Dont get ahead of yourself now. Tina said while twirling one of Bettes curls in with her fingers
I was!
Youre my hero baby. I love you.
I love you too T. Bette pulled Tina closer and they both managed to fall asleep in peace for the rest of the bus ride; but that peace wouldnt last very long once they got back to the hotel.
TBC
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That was too funny.Helena filming a porno.Great chapter.
This is great, can’t wait for another chapter, please post soon.
666 the devil’s lair and Helena’s a wolf LMAO!!!
i knew it.. Helena is the beast…lol..and i love dirty fairy tales.. ciderella butch..peter pan gay..lol..ok..great chapter very funny post soon please :-)
LMAO! That was priceless! From the 666 on the door , to the granny pants(WTH?), to Helena as the big bad wolf to Bette KO’ing Helena! Thanks for a fun read!
I’ll never be able to read a fairy tale in the same way ever again. lmao. funny chapter.
WOW OMG I can’t get off the ground.
ok my roommate is looking at me like I’m the crazy or something. Where to begin with??
Girl that was some funny ass shit!!!
I Bet Bette was waiting for the right time to hit helena on her ass and not get a bad reaction out of Tina,she jump at her the first chance she had, i loved it lol. Post soon
This chapter was SO much FUN…I really enjoyed it. Thanks SO MUCH. It was hilarious..can’t wait for what happens next.
Oh no, I guess that means that Helena’s not completely out of the picture yet. :( I’m glad Bette was able to get a good shot in though. Now I’m curious, JBlover. What other fairy tales have sexual innuendos?
I love Helena the pornstar! Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $1.25. Jill came down with $2.50..oohh nursery rhymes are dirty pervie things! lol
Damn! I wasn’t expecting that LOL.
What? No stopover along the Cote D’Azur?
great chapter as usual but this is definitly not french they are speaking in it.anyway you are forgiven coz my english is as bad as your french.
K
Just caught up on your story. Love it. This chap was very funny. Can’t wait for more.
Good chapter. Oh I can’t believe Helena filming pornol, that is so funny and awesome Bette kick Helena’s ass right there, that is so cool, love it. Post soon, thanks!