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    The Sound Track of Our Lives

                Alice sits up abruptly to make eye contact with Charlotte. Charlotte nods. Alice jumps up to stand next to Charlotte. Charlotte starts to sing with Alice close behind.

    Cruella De Vil
    Cruella De Vil
    If she doesn’t scare you
    No evil thing will
    The women wiggle their fingers back and forth in a scolding motion.
    To see her is to
    Take a sudden chill
    Alice grabs her arms and shiver.
    Cruella, Cruella De Vil
     
    The curl of her lips
    The ice in her stare
    All innocent children
    Charlotte gives Alice a glare. Alice runs to hide behind Bette. 
    Had better beware
    She’s like a spider waiting
    For the kill
    Alice pretends to be a spider weaving Charlotte in a prison of silk. 
    Look out for Cruella De Vil
     
    At first you think
    Cruella is the devil
    Both woman hold up fingers as horns, Alice dances behind Charlotte. 
    But after time has worn
    Alice pokes her head out from behind Charlotte, both women tapping on imaginary watches. 
    Away the shock
    Alice hides again.
    You come to realize
    You’ve seen her kind of eyes
    Watching you from underneath
    Alice peaks out underneath Charlotte‘s arm, both woman have their fingers curled around their eyes like glasses.
    A rock!
     
    This vampire bat
    Alice runs over to Bette, hissing and flapping her wings. 
    This inhuman beast
    She ought to be locked up
    Charlotte comes to Bette’s rescue, stopping Alice‘s effort to bite Bette. Charlotte mimes locking Alice in a cage.   
    And never released
    Charlotte throws the key over her shoulder.
    The world was such
    A wholesome place until
    Alice rattles the bars of her cage and hisses at Bette.
    Cruella, Cruella De Vil

     

    As the girls stop sing, Bette stands up clapping and laughing. Charlotte takes Alice‘s hand to bow together.

                “Thank you, Thank you. I know. Please,” Alice puts her hands over her eyes in false modesty,” I know I am wonderful but please stop clapping you are making me blush.”

                Charlotte playfully slaps Alice on the back of the head.

                “Ouch!”

                Bette laughs even harder, a tear rolling down her cheek.

                “Did,” Bette tries to get her laughter under control, “you practice that?”

                Alice shakes her head, “Nope that was totally off the cuff.”

                Charlotte, who is standing just out of Alice‘s peripherally vision, nods yes at the same time. Bette shakes her head.

                “I am going to have to watch you two. You are getting along way too well. You know, Charlotte, she is going to get you in to trouble.”

                  “What!” Alice curls up on the bed. “I think it will be the other way around.” She yawns.

                “Get some sleep.” Bette says, patting Alice‘s knee. “Charlotte, you want a glass of wine?”

                “Yes, please. I believe I deserve a drink.”

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    Comments

    1. join u in a sing?..anytime, just say when!..haha…its so farney!..i think cruella de vil firts Tonya perfectly!..can’t stand her, she is just sooooo annoying..poor alice….hope there’ll be more of Bette and Tina in your next post!…post soon plssss(“,)

    2. it was really funny, you captured tonya perfectly…and i think alice and charlotte are a good match…time to get B&T back together…thanks

    3. This chapter is so funny and Alice and Charlotte is so cute and funny when they do the explain about Tonya to Bette. Tonya is a crazy bitch. Ok let see what’s next, thanks!

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