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    The Sound Track of Our Lives

    “It is about time! You should have been here thirty minutes ago!”

    “Well, hello to you too! Let’s get this show on the road.” Alice brushes her way past Dana. Dana turns to follow her. “Do you have any caffeine? Preferably in inject-able form, we can hook me up to an IV drip then I will be all set to go.”

                Dana gasps as Alice takes off her sunglasses revealing the dark circles under her eyes.

                “What happened to you?”

                “I was up all night with Tina. I hope you don’t mind if Charlotte comes. Do you? She wouldn’t let me drive, if she comes with us she can take me back to Bette’s to get my car.”

                “Who?”

                Alice points back toward the open door, outside Charlotte leans against her green Infiniti G35. Charlotte waves at Dana, who just nods back.

                 “I am so confused!” Dana whines. “Last night you blow Shane and me off to stay up all night with Tina but your car is at Bette’s and somewhere in there you managed to pick up a gorgeous brunette with an expensive car!”

                Alice nods, “See you are not confused, you got it. Are we going? Sono caffeine. Right, we will stop on the way, “Alice marches back out the door. “Hey, gorgeous,” She yells at Charlotte, who looks up puzzled, “You mind driving?”

                “I would love to drive.” Charlotte moves to the bottom of the stairs and looks expectantly at Alice.

                “Oh, right! Dana Fairbanks this is Charlotte“She looks to Charlotte for help.

                “Kline.”

                Alice continues, “Thanks. Charlotte Kline. Ok, we ready?” Just then Tonya emerges from the house wearing the same color scheme as Dana. “Oh, that is Tonya. Here we go.” Alice claps her hands and walks to the car.

                “Hello, Tonya. I am Charlotte. I would like to say congratulations to you both. You don’t mind if I tag along do you? I could always pick up Alice later. I don’t want to be in the way.”

                “No, we don’t mind, do we sweetkins? So are you and Alice”

                “Are we going?” Alice interrupts; she was leaning against the door heavy lids dropping as she stifles a yawn. 

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    Comments

    1. join u in a sing?..anytime, just say when!..haha…its so farney!..i think cruella de vil firts Tonya perfectly!..can’t stand her, she is just sooooo annoying..poor alice….hope there’ll be more of Bette and Tina in your next post!…post soon plssss(“,)

    2. it was really funny, you captured tonya perfectly…and i think alice and charlotte are a good match…time to get B&T back together…thanks

    3. This chapter is so funny and Alice and Charlotte is so cute and funny when they do the explain about Tonya to Bette. Tonya is a crazy bitch. Ok let see what’s next, thanks!

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