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    The Real Tibette Watch Gen Q – Episode 2

    ‘All Shanes live in glass palaces, but I still bet she does it.’

    ‘Care to make it interesting?’

    ‘Name it.’

    ‘Five Solly walks.’

    This was official currency in the Porter-Kennard household. Solly had to be walked around the block twice a day, rain or shine or searing heat, and although there was a rota, there was also a thriving market in swaps and trades.

    ‘Done.’

    Tina shook Bette’s hand and pressed play. On screen, Sophie said, I know I fucked up. You don’t need to keep throwing it in my face. Tess said something about not judging. Fake Shane said, We all make mistakes and then looked at Fake Bette and added, Including you.

    Tina whooped.

    Bette stared at the screen. ‘You gotta be fucking kidding me . . .’

    ***

    The show ended with Nat and Fake Alice arguing about sexual identity, and Sophie and Finley maybe picking a new relationship out of the ashes.

    ‘I don’t know if they deserve that,’ Tina said, switching off the TV.

    ‘Well, they sure as hell deserve each other,’ Bette replied.

    Solly was lying in the middle of the floor, panting gently, when Tina called on him. He didn’t move, so she went back and picked him up, walking past Bette’s disapproving stare with the dog held high so she couldn’t see her.

    As usual, they looked in on the kids and then went up to the top floor. Solly was given a treat and a kiss and then Tina came into the bedroom and stripped off her tank.

    ‘Jesus, it’s hot,’ she said, now pulling her shorts off.

    ‘I might take a shower,’ Bette said.

    ‘Oh no, don’t. Honestly, let’s just get into bed.’

    ‘Teeth?’

    ‘No.’

    Tina crawled onto the bed and flopped down on her side, arms out, legs splayed.

    ‘Quite the sight,’ Bette chuckled, flipping off the light so they were almost in darkness.

    ‘I don’t care. Do whatever you want. But lock the door first.’

    The increase in heat at the top of the building was noticeable. The window was closed, because opening it would make it worse.

    ‘Maybe we should go sleep in the living room?’ Tina wondered.

    ‘No, I don’t think that would work,’ Bette said, lying on the bed next to her wife. She ran her gaze over Tina’s naked body. The shadowed contours of her belly and the fullness of her breasts. ‘I don’t think that would work at all,’ Bette said, trailing a fingertip across the place she knew Tina’s Caesarean scar to be.

    Comments

    1. Fantastic Largo. Please keep doing this, it may be the only thing that motivates me to watch the show.

      ‘Not now, Sol,’ Bette said, nevertheless stroking the dog’s head as she kept her eyes on the screen. ‘Got horseshit to listen to . — my favorite line, horseshit to listen to. Bwahahaha!

      Love. It.

      BK

      • Hello BK, my friend! Sorry I’m a bit late replying but know that I could not be more delighted than to see that you’ve read this and you like it. :-)

        I am enjoying writing these and it is certainly helping me to process what is happening on the show. If it helps others and gives folk a smile, I will be over the moon!

        Thank you, as ever, for your support and I hope to read more from you soon!
        Largo

    2. Thanks for the second part!

      “‘Oh, I know it was domination. But it looked more like when I’m trying to get Solly to take his worm medicine.’” = :)

      But if serious all this Bette and Gigi line so rushed and so clinging that i think they wrote it only to attract male audience – like soft porno without deep meaning.

      • Hello Zhenya! Thank you so much for reading the second part and I’m very glad you liked my wee joke about that sex scene…. lol

        The Gibette storyline is rushed, I agree, and if you’re right about the show’s motives then I’d have to say they’ve succeeded because the scene has attracted a lot of attention.

        Thank you for reading and commenting, my friend. It is much appreciated.
        Largo

    3. The Real Bette has you. This little literary experiment of yours shows what a phenomenal writer you are. Such a simple premise yet you have managed to turn this into an incredibly moving story. I absolutely love it. And cannot wait for the next installment.

      • Billy, this is such a sweet comment. Thank you so much. I know how much Bette means to you, and you are right – like you, I am always in her corner!

        I’m glad you like the premise. It’s not at all the kind of thing I usually invent, but I realised it could be a way to help me process The Show, so I went for it. Really delighted to have you along for the ride.

        Stay well & thanks again
        Largo

    4. Largo,

      This is a marvelous post. Very witty & clever.

      Agree with BK about the ‘horseshit’ – so true & sad to think that’s what we are getting this season.

      I much prefer your version.

      Anxiously awaiting your take on episode 3!!!

      Thank you for sharing.

      • Hiya Collins! I’m so pleased you have time to read this and to comment. :-)

        There is a lot going on on the show, most of it bad, so it’s hard sometimes to know what to have the Real Tibette comment on, without just turning the whole story into a tirade, lol

        Thanks for all your support and friendship, as ever
        Largo

      • Hi Bibi! Great to see you here, my friend. :-)

        Thank you so much for reading these and for commenting. I’m glad you find it fun, as do I. More to come soon!

        Take care
        Largo

    5. LadyL!!
      NO one has better banter than Tibette!!! And you and your fab Authors o FanFiction drop the mic from on high!!! Kissy face emojis would do nicely here . . .

      Oh what joy we’re having knowing a weekly synopsis of GenQ can be had here!!

      Unhand my remote for the gladiator games . . . I will be ENTERTAINED!!!!
      MuHaHaHa!!!!

      • Lol, Dumplin! Brilliant comment, thank you. I will try my best to keep up the standard and serve up a wee palate cleanser for Tibetters. Agh, we need it!

        Thank you for all your support and enthusiasm. It means a lot, my friend. :-)
        Largo

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