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The Real Tibette Watch Gen Q – Episode 2
Tina gave her wife a flirty smile, but Bette didn’t return it. That was unusual. Tina sat a little more upright. Bette glanced at the TV, then back at her wife.
‘So you think she’s given up?’ she said.
Now Tina understood. She reached for Bette’s hand.
‘I don’t know, baby,’ she said softly. ‘But it’s TV. Even if she hasn’t given up, it’s a better story if it looks like she has.’
***
‘Remember when we used to call Shane “Yoda”?’ Tina asked, as Fake Shane and Tess provided a listening ear for Finley.
‘I never had a clue what that meant,’ said Bette.
***
Fake Shane’s decision to start hosting a poker game got short shrift from Bette: ‘She’s lost half of all her money to her ex-wife and she’s trying to make that up from the rake on a two-bit poker game? I don’t think so.’
‘Also, ironic,’ added Tina, feeding Solly a piece of strawberry, ‘considering Real Shane’s the one who’s living on alimony.’
***
‘Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!’ they both chimed again, clinking glasses.
‘Nice jacket,’ Bette said, leaning in to look at Fake Bette.
‘Nice chivalry,’ Tina said. ‘Pulling out your chair for you. Very smooth.’
‘That is a lot of flesh,’ Bette remarked when they got a good look at Gigi’s outfit.
‘She can do it. She has those anti-gravity boobs.’
Bette just smiled, and they fell into watching the scene. It was a poker game with Fake Bette, Fake Alice, Fake Shane, Sophie, Gigi, Finley and Tess. The main dynamic seemed to be Fake Bette’s massively unsubtle dragging of Sophie for cheating on Dani.
In the corner of her eye Tina was aware of Bette very slowly, but very continuously, shaking her head. Solly, who was sensitive to moods, got up from where he’d been lying in the middle of the floor and stared at her.
‘Not now, Sol,’ Bette said, nevertheless stroking the dog’s head as she kept her eyes on the screen. ‘Got horseshit to listen to . . .’
They watched as Fake Bette nipped and prodded and swiped away.
‘Is no one going to call her on this?’ Bette wondered.
Tina hit pause. ‘Fake Shane will,’ she said.
‘Fake Shane lives in a glass house.’
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Fantastic Largo. Please keep doing this, it may be the only thing that motivates me to watch the show.
‘Not now, Sol,’ Bette said, nevertheless stroking the dog’s head as she kept her eyes on the screen. ‘Got horseshit to listen to . — my favorite line, horseshit to listen to. Bwahahaha!
Love. It.
BK
Hello BK, my friend! Sorry I’m a bit late replying but know that I could not be more delighted than to see that you’ve read this and you like it. :-)
I am enjoying writing these and it is certainly helping me to process what is happening on the show. If it helps others and gives folk a smile, I will be over the moon!
Thank you, as ever, for your support and I hope to read more from you soon!
Largo
Thanks for the second part!
“‘Oh, I know it was domination. But it looked more like when I’m trying to get Solly to take his worm medicine.’” = :)
But if serious all this Bette and Gigi line so rushed and so clinging that i think they wrote it only to attract male audience – like soft porno without deep meaning.
Hello Zhenya! Thank you so much for reading the second part and I’m very glad you liked my wee joke about that sex scene…. lol
The Gibette storyline is rushed, I agree, and if you’re right about the show’s motives then I’d have to say they’ve succeeded because the scene has attracted a lot of attention.
Thank you for reading and commenting, my friend. It is much appreciated.
Largo
The Real Bette has you. This little literary experiment of yours shows what a phenomenal writer you are. Such a simple premise yet you have managed to turn this into an incredibly moving story. I absolutely love it. And cannot wait for the next installment.
Billy, this is such a sweet comment. Thank you so much. I know how much Bette means to you, and you are right – like you, I am always in her corner!
I’m glad you like the premise. It’s not at all the kind of thing I usually invent, but I realised it could be a way to help me process The Show, so I went for it. Really delighted to have you along for the ride.
Stay well & thanks again
Largo
Largo,
This is a marvelous post. Very witty & clever.
Agree with BK about the ‘horseshit’ – so true & sad to think that’s what we are getting this season.
I much prefer your version.
Anxiously awaiting your take on episode 3!!!
Thank you for sharing.
Hiya Collins! I’m so pleased you have time to read this and to comment. :-)
There is a lot going on on the show, most of it bad, so it’s hard sometimes to know what to have the Real Tibette comment on, without just turning the whole story into a tirade, lol
Thanks for all your support and friendship, as ever
Largo
Hi Largo,
I totally love how you have written this story. It’s so fun and i look forward to how you handle the next episode!
Hi Bibi! Great to see you here, my friend. :-)
Thank you so much for reading these and for commenting. I’m glad you find it fun, as do I. More to come soon!
Take care
Largo
LadyL!!
NO one has better banter than Tibette!!! And you and your fab Authors o FanFiction drop the mic from on high!!! Kissy face emojis would do nicely here . . .
Oh what joy we’re having knowing a weekly synopsis of GenQ can be had here!!
Unhand my remote for the gladiator games . . . I will be ENTERTAINED!!!!
MuHaHaHa!!!!
Lol, Dumplin! Brilliant comment, thank you. I will try my best to keep up the standard and serve up a wee palate cleanser for Tibetters. Agh, we need it!
Thank you for all your support and enthusiasm. It means a lot, my friend. :-)
Largo