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    The Long and Winding Road – chp 17

     

     

    Henry had always hated Helena and especially that she was the one lesbian that he couldn’t stop Tina having contact with. He also thought that as he had “ converted “ Tina he might be in with a chance of doing the same favour for Helena. There was something utterly dominant about her – maybe it was the English accent. He would LOVE to hear her talk dirty in THAT voice.

     

     

    “Okay – this “ she waved the tape at him “ is a recording of your conversation with Tina in which you admitted to taking her car without consent, leaving the scene of a crime, setting fire to the car and sending a racist note threatening Bette, Tina and their unborn baby “

     

    “THEIR baby ? “

    “I told you not to interrupt Henry but for your information Tina and Bette will be bringing the baby up as a couple. So this tape – this is enough to get you maybe 3 to 5. How would Mikey feel about losing his dad. And how would you feel about not seeing Mikey’s first soccer game – five Christmases – five birthdays ? Mikey doesn’t strike me as the sort of kid who would deal well with having a con as a father. This tape gets you five years of not daring to bend down in the shower darling “

     

     

    Helena hoped that Henry was too drunk and/or stupid enough not to realise that the tape wasn’t admissible but would get the police to take the case more seriously.

     

     

    Henry was too drunk/stupid to realise that Tina and Helena were playing a game of smoke and mirrors. All he could think was that he could lose his son.

     

     

    “You are one pathetic jackass Henry – how could you ever believe that you were ever good enough for Tina ? She is intelligent, articulate and brilliant – you are a nothing – a big fat no-one. You were delusional — be grateful for the time that you had with her “

    “But “

    “Shut up Henry – but Tina has decided to be kinder to you than I would have. This

    tape stays with Tina and the master copy stays in my safe at the studio. If you go anywhere near Bette or Tina this tape goes everywhere — I might even publish it on the internet. You want your boss to hear this — or the guys at the bar ?.And if you really overstep the mark it goes to the Police. Do not underestimate what lengths all of their friends will go to to protect them. And in three months when the baby is born you had better prepare to move cos Bette will kick your scrawny ass. My mother – who is a mean fighter says that Bette Porter makes a vicious enemy. Come between Bette and her woman and you will realise what hell really is. Come between two eternal lovers and the wrath of the Gods will destroy your life Henry – keep away from Bette and Tina or you will never be free of the pain that will come down on you”

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    Comments

    1. ‘Someone had brought her a couple of puzzle books but they were so easy her son would be able to do them before he came out of her womb.’ o.O LMFAOOOOOOO great as always… I like this helena a lot!!!!

    2. You just made my day. I’m going to shut down this pc cook dinner and watch my baseball team{TEXAS RANGER} play in chicago tonight and a wee bit of Basketball . I love this story.so much. Tina and Helena was so great.If Henry is smart he will leave WeHo for a long tine. thanks

    3. See, if we had this Helena on the show all along then she would be all kickass. Nice mention of the accent as for some reason I absolutely LOVE it. *drools* Let’s hope Bette doesn’t spaz out when Tina tells her the whole story.

    4. I think I like Helena right now! Yay! Now I’m going to dig through my um 113 video tapes to find the one solitary episode of Veronica Mars I have. And continue watching the auction of a handbag which reduced an All Blacks player to tears….*sigh* Life in New Zealand

    5. Puzzle books ! Very Funny! I would love to see JB and LH sitting around doing puzzle books on the show. Great Chapter! Thanks so very much for writing!

    6. This Helena I love and always have loved her accent. She is Hell on Wheels and she could be a fabulous presence on the show as a good guy rather than the beiotch that she is presently. Great chapter and keep them coming. I hope that Bette does not get too upset with Tina for taking on Henry and wanting to go after him herself. Henry does not know it but if those three women, let alone all the rest of the family of friends, ever got ahold of him he would just be a memory. Thanks for a great story.

    7. Well, I have to say they are kind of naive. Told Henry the tape is in the studio? They want Henry to burn down the studio too? women… *shaking head* =P

    8. Did you realize that you have Helena being nice and wishing Bette and Tina well in both of your stories? It’s a good thing that Tina is telling Bette about Henry while she is still in the hospital, because her blood pressure is goin to go through the roof. Thanks — I believe we are too babe.

    9. Whoa, Helena to the rescue. As long as she is a friend to Bette and Tina and not making a play for one the girls she is cool in my book. That plan of the girls worked so well and Helena walking her swaying ass in and telling Henry the horn man that she has the dirt on him was so erotic. How about Bette as Batwoman, Tina as Robin and Helena as Aquawoman. That way we get to see Bette and Tina in very tight fitting leather outfits and Helena in an all wet leather bikini.

    10. Helena KICKED his ass! Bye, Henry, you snivling cur. Personally, I don’t care what superheroines you settle on, just make sure they all get out of their clingy crimefighting outfits, regularly and simultaneously.

    11. Henry will probably try to do something much worse to them now. Tina should still press charges because they are going to need 24 hour body guards now. People who have hatred in them like Henry does, usually don’t stop until they’ve really done some damage. Black mailing won’t work because it’s a logical concept; and the Henry’s rage is blocking out all logical thinking in his brain. I hope they are all kept safe, and Henry gets himself (and Mikey) some help. So loving both of your stories. Can’t wait for the next post!

    12. A little warning? I love me some Helena, but for all the information she provided Henry, I hope she herself doesn’t get too comfortable. Henry just may come after her.

    13. You made me fall in love with Helena a little bit… but Tina in her get-up… not a bad image either… or bet as Catwoman……… ok…. thanks for the mental images and the story! ;)

    14. Alley, That was a blast!!! Tina and Helena butt kicking Henry all the way down that Long and Winding Road. Perfect payback for the sad and sorrowful attempts at retaliation that Henry perpetrated. I really aprpeciated the dry humor of this latest installment. Helena was a star and dealt with Henry like a frog catching a fly. Blink and it was all over. Now can Bette and Tina get on with rebuilding their live together and having an event-free birth. I can’t hardly wait to see what the horizon brings for these gals. honderful writing and hysterical Hi-jinks. Thank you so much. Your Loyal Fan.

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