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The Greatest Love Story Ever Told
“Bette”
“Oh fuck, are they getting out” Bette said realizing that the car just wasn’t passing.
“I don’t know I can’t see, the windows are all steamed up you nut”
Bette tried to free her hand, with little success as Tina was leaning forward in an attempt to see through the back window, The slamming of a car door, left no doubt that someone was heading towards their car.
“Tina my hand, I get get my hand out” Bette said panicking.
Tina grabbed a sweater and laid it across Bette’s arm, just as they heard a tap on the drivers side window “Is anyone in there”
They both placed their available hand over their mouth, Tina to stifle her nervous laughter, Bette not so much in amusement, her eyes warning Tina not to make a sound.
Hearing no response from inside the Police Officer opened the door. Tina in an attempt to cover her modesty grabbed the sweater and pulled it over her chest, exposing the position of Bette’s hand.
Of all the things the Officer had witnessed in 20 years on the force this was most definitely a first and a hell of a story to tell his buddies back at the station. He considered simply closing the door and leaving the stunned what looked like 2 respectable young ladies whatever was left of their dignity but where would be the fun in that. Turning his head away to hide the grin that plastered his face “Would the owner of the vehicle please make themselves decent and exit the vehicle” he said before closing the door.
He remained outside sniggering and listened as the occupants argued over who’s name was on the registration.
“Please Bette, you go, I’ll do anything” Tina begged while getting herself tied up in knots in her hasty attempt to put on the sweater.
“Tina sit up so I can get my fucking hand free” Bette sneered “Before they add a murder charge to the lewd conduct charge that he’s going to plant on our asses”
Tina raised herself up and Bette wriggled her hand free “Oh my god, they won’t” Tina gasped.
Bette was fastening the buttons on her shirt as she replied “What do you think Tina, he’s going to give you a ticket for fucking speeding”
The police officer couldn’t contain his laughter any further and decided to cut the ladies some slack and if he was honest he was probably as embarrassed as the two unfortunate ladies in the car, he tip toed back to his patrol car, slamming the door as he got in.
“What was that” Tina asked surprised
They both sat in complete silence, eyes wide, locked on the others, the collective sighs of relief could be heard in the next town as they heard the patrol car pull away.
“Well that was lucky” Tina said
“Lucky Tina, really, I could kill you” Bette replied
“Me, how is this all my fault, I didn’t hear you complaining”
“Difficult to do when you force your nipple in my mouth” Bette replies, pushing Tina off her knee. “Come on lets get moving before he changes his mind and comes back”
Tina got back into the drivers seat and set off Bette still evidently annoyed with her they travelled in silence for a few minutes.
“I’m still horny are you” Tina asked
Bette laughed, Tina joined her. “I’m still mad with you” Bette said
“No your not” Tina took Bette’s hand and kissed the back of it
Bette shook her head “No I’m not, but that is one experience we will not be sharing with our grandchildren”
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Braille huh? Priceless! I’ ll never forget that! A little worried though about up coming drama….
LMAOOOO!!! Now that was hysterical. Brings to mind a few compromising situations I encountered when I approached a parked vehicle. *looking over at SgtMags* LOL! Great stuff Skimmy! Thanks so much for the post. You rock!
loved it!!
Mental note to self: lock door before windows fog up. Oh skimmy thank for the reminder and thanks for the great chapter. Md aka Oma
hahaha, I thought that was going to be the end of their romantic weekend. You made me laugh, Skimmy! And I’m glad Tina knows the things that can happen with her surgery.
can’t get enough of their love…and the fact that they are both trying to protect the other..
What an excellent chapter. Too funny. Love Bette’s braille reading. Love this. Thank you.
very droll…and hot
kissing is so cheating!!!
Fabulous Friday night reading Skimmy! I miss you when you’re not around!
Ha! I like how Bette reads Braille… that was too funny skimmer. Thanks :)
Too funny. Thanks for the humor to start my day off! I really enjoy this story in both time periods. PPS
I like the “fluff”!! PPS
I agree with Bette. Kissing isn’t cheating. :P
Thanks for a great post to end a long day at work.
Aaaah Skim so glad you’re back. Thanks for the. Hilarious post.
I think kissing is cheating and Skimmy love the cop part very funny. Looking forward to the next chptr.
I’m still laughing. Too funny. pps
Thanks for the update. I think Tina made her point that kissing is cheating. Having the traumatic experience of the cop discovering them will make sure she never forgets it….too funny. :)