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    The Greatest Love Story Ever Told

    Chapter 6

    LA 2029

    “Ok…ok…I give in…I give in…” Tina squeals.

    Bette has her pinned to the sofa her arms held above her head by one hand while the other is tickling her.

    “Say it”  Bette demands and continues her onslaught on Tina’s ribs.

    “Ok…Bette Porter is the best kisser in the whole wide world”  Tina concedes and Bette relinquishes her firm hold on Tina’s hands.  “But she could do with a little more practice”  Tina adds and wraps her free arms around Bette’s neck.

    “She could, could she…and I assume you are volunteering…..again”  Bette drops her head to within an inch of Tina.

    “Always”  Tina whispers as she mimics their first ever kiss.

    “Princess Peabody arriving”  The voice of the computerized butler announces.

    Bette giggles onto Tina’s lips, but Tina is not amused at being interrupted

    “Fuck…it’s like Piccadilly Circus in here today”  Tina growls.

    Bette is still amused at the announcement of her friends impending arrival.

    “Princess Peabody T….well I guess it’s better than the last name you used for her”

    “I’ll never understand how you two ended up being friends….Tina says. “You let her in…..wouldn’t want her majesty to be kept waiting….I’ll go get the others out of the pool”  Tina marches off

    Bette opens the door just as Helena arrives.

    “Hi Helena we weren’t expecting you today I thought you where still in London”  

    “Hello Bette, you don’t mind do you, I flew back yesterday”  Helena greets Bette with a brush past her cheek and an air kiss.

     “Of course we don’t mind, Tina is just getting the 3 children out of the pool”

    “3” Helena questions.

    “Yeah Al is here” Bette states

    “I see how thrilling for you”

    “Bloody Hel”  Alice shrieks as they all return from the pool.

    “ALICE”  Bette scolds

    “What did I do”  Alice asks totally confused.

    “That’s a naughty word”  Bette explains

    “Which word…. Nana T and Great Al call Aunt Helena bloody Hel all the time”

    Tina and Al are skulking towards the kitchen desperately trying to conceal their laughter.

    “Tina”  Bette calls after her.

    “Just going to get lunch babe…..Hi Helena”  Tina shouts from the kitchen before her and Al simultaneously say “busted” and crack up laughing.

    In a short while they are all sat around the dining table finishing off lunch Tina, Al and Alice on one side and Bette, Helena and Shane on the other.

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    Comments

    1. Those little grifters have obviously taken the money and run. Never mind them, I have a better plan. Someone’s put a set of evil winged monkeys up on eBay… I’m top bidder and there’s not long to go. Just you wait, skimmer! Ha! In the meantime, whilst we’re doing all this waiting, any chance of the next post? Cheers!

    2. Skimmer – still great to read for the 2nd time. THank you and now I’m waiting to read the continuation. Thank you still excellent story teller!

    3. jp, you mean to tell me that £3.26 didn’t buy you professionals? God, what is the world coming to… Skimmer, you better come out of that hole with a new chapter soon. I mean it.

    4. Hi skimmer,I was directed to your stories by the forum board.Reading them now and loving every minute of it.Thanks for sharing your talent.

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