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Nightmare Before Halloween
Just as Dana started her escape into the back bedroom the door bell rang announcing the arrival of Alice and her girlfriend. When Dana opened the door her mouth almost hit the ground. Alice looked hot; it was her fantasy come true. Standing in front of her were the two things Dana loved Alice and Bunnies. Alice came dressed as a bunny. Not a silly pink bunny, but a ***** tan bunny, like the one she and Alice had once watched in a horror movie. Something about seeing her standing there with those big ears and cotton tail had Dana turned on like she hadn’t been turned on in a long time.
Unfortunately the fantasy came to and end when Alice’s girlfriends hooked arms with Alice and said “Come on Pookie, let’s go talk to everyone.”
Tonya, yes I said Tonya, Alice’s new girlfriend was dressed like a carrot, not a cute orange carrot, but some strange variation of a S&M carrot, her costume was leather, black in color and had chains latched all over it. It was just strange and scary, which was how Dana still viewed Tonya, but somehow Alice had become smitten by this scary women.
It had to be the ***** was all Dana could figure, having been with both and knowing how they both got into kinky she could just imagine the strap ons, and ***** toys the two of them had. Shaking her head out of another scary thought Dana realized she probably one day would want to be able on to look Alice in the face again, so she didn’t even need to start thinking about what kind of crazy ***** those two might be having.
When she turned around to rejoin the party she stood there with her mouth wide opened. Tonya had taken a chain that was attached to the crotch of her costume, and attached to the collar of Alice’s costume. Now that was just going to far, carrots don’t have crotches, and ***** tan bunnies don’t have collars. She was about to go inform the two of that known fact, when Alice turned around and all Dana see was her cute, no make that ***** bunny tail. It was so round and fluffy that all Dana could think was man she wished she was a bunny she would be so on that bunny tail.
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(18 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
ROFLMAO that was SOOOOOOOOOOO funny!!!!
too cute :-) and definitely a nice change of pace
LMAO, I’m gonna say this here, “Strappy Chin Chin and Spanky”. I guess I wouldn’t be letting my kids watch Sesame Street either. Nothing like some good humor to get us away from the spoilers.
LMAO! Good Job!
got to touch the bunny tale! got to touch the bunny tale!! LOL!!! you are a big ole wierdo debs. happy halloween.
that was frightening and really cute. 2 things i loved were jenny with the table cloth and the line “carrots don’t have crotches”. The whole thing was so funny. good job!
So very cute. Needed a good laugh today… thanks
cute story lmao at the bunny tail soft and furry. thanks for the laugh
deb – that was hysterical! i needed that tonight – thank you!
LMAO I love Sesame Street! I mean, loved! I loved Sesame Street! That was enlightening to read, I needed it. Thanks so much for that!
cool i love it
Oh My Gawwwd!!! I sooo loved it…it was soo funny and cute. “All Dana could do was baby run in small steps while the Cookie Monster got closer and closer.”—-I was soo like RUN DANA RUN!!!
LMAO on this story. You had me just as scared as Dana for a bit. “Al if we ever have kids let’s not let them watch Sesame Street.” Great job.
That was fucking weird!!! Brilliant…but VERY weird…LOL. Your “lame” humour is very funny…Do it again
Waouh that was so funny!! I love The idea of Tina in a nurse uniform. But Alice in her bunny costume was sooooo… lol. Great and fabulous agreat thanks for that!