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Nightmare Before Halloween
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HALLOWEEN NIGHT PARTY
Dana just couldn’t believe of all the costumes Lara had to pick out she choose a cookie and the cookie monster. Dana felt stupid standing against the wall looking like a big chocolate chip cookie, while Lara worked the room handing out lemon cookies to everyone. Where Lara thought they were cute Dana thought they looked like a couple of dwebs.
Shane and Carmen came as two rockers, and man did they look hot. Tina and Bette also picked cool costumes choosing to be a Doctor and Nurse. Dana was having a hard time not looking at Tina’s breast in the ***** nurse’s uniform she was wearing.
Jenny for her part was still Jenny “weird” was the only word that Dana could think of to describe Jenny. She had that tablecloth dress on with those same black tights she wears all the time, and a blue wig. Nobody was brave to ask Jenny what she was suppose to be. Everyone just knew Jenny was very proud of herself and whatever she thought she was.
The rest of the crowd was a mixture of funny and scary costumes with the couples usually having coordinated costumes. ‘Cookie and Cookie Monster how lame’ thought Dana.
Alice and her date still hadn’t arrived and Dana knew what ever the two of them choose would no doubt be great. She still couldn’t believe how everything turned out. She broke up with Alice, and then she and Alice had a weird period of time where they couldn’t be around each other. Then about the time Dana realized she had made a mistake, Alice had found as Alice put it “the love of her life.”
Dana really wanted this night to end. She didn’t think there was enough booze to make it tolerable, and she still wondered how she let Lara talk her into this. So far the only enjoyment she was getting was staring at Tina’s ***** and that was going to have to end, because Bette had caught her doing that twice now, and though she was an athlete, Bette wasn’t someone she ever wanted to get into a fight with. She just felt somehow Bette would fight dirty.
Lara walked up to Dana offering her a lemon cookie, which the first week of the two of them together was cute, but now the thought of eating another lemon cookie only made her want to barf. “Sweetheart, don’t you want a cookie?” As Dana picked up a cookie plastering a fake smile on her face all she wanted to say was “Have you every heard of sugar cookies, oatmeal raisin cookies, or even chocolate chip cookies, your a chef get over the lemon cookies.” but what she said was “Thanks babe” as she watched the blue blob go back to working the room.
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ROFLMAO that was SOOOOOOOOOOO funny!!!!
too cute :-) and definitely a nice change of pace
LMAO, I’m gonna say this here, “Strappy Chin Chin and Spanky”. I guess I wouldn’t be letting my kids watch Sesame Street either. Nothing like some good humor to get us away from the spoilers.
LMAO! Good Job!
got to touch the bunny tale! got to touch the bunny tale!! LOL!!! you are a big ole wierdo debs. happy halloween.
that was frightening and really cute. 2 things i loved were jenny with the table cloth and the line “carrots don’t have crotches”. The whole thing was so funny. good job!
So very cute. Needed a good laugh today… thanks
cute story lmao at the bunny tail soft and furry. thanks for the laugh
deb – that was hysterical! i needed that tonight – thank you!
LMAO I love Sesame Street! I mean, loved! I loved Sesame Street! That was enlightening to read, I needed it. Thanks so much for that!
cool i love it
Oh My Gawwwd!!! I sooo loved it…it was soo funny and cute. “All Dana could do was baby run in small steps while the Cookie Monster got closer and closer.”—-I was soo like RUN DANA RUN!!!
LMAO on this story. You had me just as scared as Dana for a bit. “Al if we ever have kids let’s not let them watch Sesame Street.” Great job.
That was fucking weird!!! Brilliant…but VERY weird…LOL. Your “lame” humour is very funny…Do it again
Waouh that was so funny!! I love The idea of Tina in a nurse uniform. But Alice in her bunny costume was sooooo… lol. Great and fabulous agreat thanks for that!