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    Maid in LA (1/4)

    "You don’t think KATHY showed her pictures of you?" Shane said.

    "Right, can’t call her by her legal name," Angus said, "that being said you think she took any pictures with me?"

    "It would compromise the mission I guess, but you really think she would come back to you because you would be the father of her niece?" Shane asked, "wow that sounds bad."

    "It does doesn’t it?" Angus laughed, "but anyways even if she doesn’t take me back, at the very least she’ll be in my life."

    "Oh Angus," Shane sighed, "you are a hopeless romantic."

    "No I’m a love sick fool," Angus said.

    "I’m sure after we succeed in our mission and you finally get divorced from Tina Kit, I mean Kathy, will come back to you," Shane said.

    "I hope so Shane," Angus sighed, "so did you schedule a meeting with her sister?"

    "Yes, she’s on her way over here now," Shane said, "Carmen let her borrow some clothes and our shower since she’s living in our guest bedroom. Her name is Bette."

    "Okay, thank you Shane, wish me luck," Angus said crossing his fingers.

    "Good luck, Bette’s not one to ask for help but I’m pretty sure in these desperate times for her, she will accept," Shane said giving Angus a friendly hug and walking out of the restaurant.

    Angus took several deep breaths and waited. It felt like hours but it was actually a few minutes. Angus recognized Bette the moment she walked in, Shane described her well. Still, however, her beauty was outstanding. He stood up to greet her.

    "You must be Angus," she said shaking his hand, "I’m Shane’s friend Bette Porter."

    "It’s a pleasure to meet you," Angus said politely, "please have a seat."

    "So Shane says you have an offer for me?" Bette asked.

    "Okay well, Shane told me you’re looking to open you’re own art gallery and you need about 20k of capital to do so," Angus said, "I’m willing to pay you that amount if you agree to this."

    Bette leaned forward in interest, "I’m listening."

    "See my wife can’t have children because she has defective eggs," Angus explained, "if you are willing to donate one of yours I would be willing to pay you 20,000 dollars."

    "20,000 dollars for one egg? That’s insane! Isn’t there banks that have those kinds of things for cheaper? And why me?" Bette asked suspiciously.

    "Yes there is banks but I’m a man of very high society, it needs to be something private and personal," Angus lied, "and well Shane told me a lot about you and I think you would be the perfect person."

    "What do I look like your wife or something?" Bette asked.

    "No, you uh, just have good genes?" Angus asked more than said.

    Bette pondered a bit over it then said, "good enough, but I still think 20k is a bit too much then I won’t feel like I worked at all for my gallery."

    "A hardworker huh?" Angus asked, "well how about 10k and a job so you can feel like you worked hard enough?"

    "I like the sound of that, what’s the job?" Bette asked.

    "Okay, well do know finances?"

    "No."

    "Engineering?"

    "No."

    Angus furrowed his brow, "business?"

    "No not really," Bette answered with a sigh, "are those all the jobs you have to offer?"

    "Well there is one more but it’s not even half as good as the others," Angus said.

    "What is it?" Bette asked.

    "To be a maid at my house and befriending my wife," Angus said.

    "Seriously? Yeah I can do that!" Bette said excitedly.

    "Well then I only got one question and you’re hired," Angus said with a smile, "are you gay?"

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    Comments

    1. “Are U Gay?” My God if someone asked me this question what I will do? LOLI’m looking forward for next chapters, and thank u for ur always amazing stories ;D

    2. ROTFL!!… “Seriously? Yeah I can do that” lol!! Thanks for doing this story .. and I don’t mind if this is not the same story in JLo’s movie, cuz this is more funny! Waiting for the next chap.

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