“A little too much Jen..” Tina sighed. “I need something subtle yet effective. That teddy says ‘fuck me’ not ‘make love to me’..” She shrugged her shoulders. Tina didn’t want just a good fucking for her first time.. she needed some great love-making.

“Love, huh?” Jenny pursed her lips together in thought. “How about this?”

“Ewww.. Jen!” Tina scrunched her face in disgust as Jenny held up the biggest and ugliest granny panties in the whole store and waved it in front of her face. Hideous and humongous was an understatement to describe it.

Jenny laughed as she threw the nasty underwear back on the shelf. “Hey, nothing says ‘I wanna grow old with you’ better than granny panties.” She winked.

“And nothing screams ‘bed death’ as well.” Tina rolled her eyes and laughed alongside Jenny. “Porter will be so turned off by that..”

“Which brings us to another thing.” Jenny pursed her lips together as she cocked her head to the side. “What’s the situation down there?” She asked as her eyes traveled down to Tina’s pants.

“What do you mean?” Tina scrunched her forehead in confusion.

“Tina..” Jenny sighed at her best friend’s cluelessness. “Do we have ourselves a jungle, a shrub, a cactus, a freshly cut lawn or a denuded forest?” She lifted a finger with each description.

Tina’s eyes widened as the meaning behind Jenny’s words finally sunk in. “A cactus?!” She looked at her best friend incredulously. “I get the others but what the heck is a cactus?” She asked as she made a face at the small girl.

“You know when you have your pubes shaved or waxed, then after a few weeks the hair grows back?” Jenny started as she examined a rack full of skimpy camisoles. “Those hard little stubbles of hair sticking out of your skin?” She continued as she pulled out a silk camisole and looked at herself in front of the mirror. “That’s a cactus.” She explained with a slight shrug as she returned the piece of clothing back on the rack.

“Oh.” Tina exclaimed. Well, that makes sense.. kinda.

“Soooo..” Jenny placed a hand on her hip as she regarded Tina. “What do we have down there?” She lifted an eyebrow as her eyes traveled down to Tina’s crotch once again.