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Intervention – Chpt 4
Their immediate laughter dwindled and Bette began enjoying her appetizer lightheartedly.
“So, Bette, are you going ever going to quash my curiosity once and for all?” Helena asked, smiling.
Bette looked up at Helena with surprise.
Her mouth was slowly overtaken with a grin.
Helena grinned back.
“In regards to the mysterious discussion of your pussy?”
“Yes, that would be said curiosity,” Helena said, dabbing the corners of her mouth with her napkin.
“Well,” Bette began, wiping her fingertips on the linen on her lap, “Helena, I’m afraid this may disappoint you. But the discussion your mother and I were having concerned the kitten you had as a young child.”
“Oh, Fluffy!” Helena exclaimed, clapping her hands, her eyes dancing gleefully.
Surprised, Bette’s eyes widened and she smiled, “Fluffy, huh?”
“Yes! Fluffy! You have a problem with that, Bette?” Helena teased.
“No, no! Not at all. Fluffy is a perfectly wonderful name. Not too original, but…” Bette stopped to laugh as Helena crossed her eyes at her. “It’s just that I never imagined you as a young girl. And certainly not as a young girl with a kitten. Named Fluffy,” Bette chuckled, her mind wandering, trying to form a picture of Helena as a child playing with a furry pet.
“I see…” Helena said, amused but interrupted by the rapidity-challenged waiter.
“Mademoiselles, are you ready to look over your dinner options?” he asked politely, extending the leatherbound menus and looking over to the empty third seat. “Where is Madame?” he asked.
“Madame had to leave abruptly, Garçon,” Helena replied.
“Oh, what a pity.” The young man had a difficult time disguising his lack of disappointment. He thrust the menus forward with a smile.
Bette and Helena grinned at one another.
“Young man, we won’t be needing those,” Helena said, holding up her hand against the books. “Bette, may I order for you.”
“Certainly,” Bette agreed.
“I hear you do a wonderful escolar here,” Helena said.
“Yes, yes, mademoiselle, the escolar is exquisite,” he said excitedly.
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Yay I’m first and yay yay yay you kept your word and posted (doing happy dance) This chapter was both awesome and hilarious my dear. Oh my that waiter, can you be even more stupid hahaha. And Bette definitely is in trouble lol, wonder if she’s gonna get her massage post haste (grin). Thanks for posting sweetie :)
Oh I had a fluffy too!!! Get the kitty. Get the kitty. Now as for this impromptu meeting.I think they should screw with the waiter and ask for the anti-post haste.
I can’t see Bette scooping up kitty doody. She better get the self-cleaning litterbox…..all you have to do is pop out the tray full of doody, throw it away and pop a new empty one in.
zheese what are you thinking makeing Bette and Helena eat that kind of fish, I’m not much of a Belena fan but even I would’nt make em eat that. Thats even more funny than “post haste” Thank you, Md
Doody does happen! Wait till she finds out how STINKIE it can be! LOL Post. Haste.
ha…i don’t know zheese, the word doody makes me giggle…good post…i hope you have plenty of post haste on hand because i expect an update
hilarious!!!! They worked the poor waiter to death…totally enjoyed it!!!
I stay with my original comment that I don’t think it’s right to leave a small kitten home alone all day. But my solution works for me!
Zheese you are absolutely wicked. Helena is going to seduce Bette before Bette has any idea what has hit her (not that I’m complaining or anything). So I guess Peggy’s plan is working out perfectly! If only they could get rid of that silly waiter. PPS!
Caeleigh I habve had many cats over the years going from little kitty’s to very old ones and in my experience a cat can better stay home alone than a dog cause when a cat doesn’t go outside to chase mice or others things it sleeps 70% of the day. Bette’s kitty wouldn’t even notice she won’t be there durng the day :)
Yeah! A kitty! Loving the story…I’m still uncertain of the relationship between these two — friendly? reconnecting? what’s happening Zheese? We need more! PPS
Oh Z, I sure did love the ending and that Gracon sure is a dimwit,,hahaha,,,great chapter as always!!
Bette is old enough to know doody happens. Diapers have to be way worse than a litter box, much more ‘hands on’. At least a cat won’t be offended if you put on gloves. And be fair to the waiter, ignorance is not the same as stupid, although they can certainly coexist.
Now Z, what did this waiter or one of his ilk ever do to you, that you would treat him so harshly? I am with funny, I don’t think it’s too sporting of those who are privileged to amke sport of those just trying to make a buck. In regard to the kitten, the question is not who will take care of it when Angelica isn’t there, but who will take care of it when Bette isn’t there, like all day every day?? You can’t leave a small kitten home alone all day! Luckily, I have solved this dilemma. Bette and Helena should stay home and tend the kitten… and each other..post haste! ha ha ha