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Fins, Femmes and Lesbians (Xena: Warrior Princess)
Xena was quiet.
"They could ride Argo?"
"No one rides Argo," Xena snapped, quickly picking up a candle in her animated fashion, eyeing it with intensity. "What in Tartarus …"
"It’s a scented candle, Xena!" Gabrielle giggled, taking it away from Xena and bringing it to her nose.
"It smells weird," Xena concluded.
"It smells nice," Gabrielle corrected, inhaling the scent with a smile. "Mmm … I love lavender."
Xena rolled her eyes and continued looking around.
Outside, Bette and Tina were shaking their heads.
"Geez, they’re sure not used to being honest with themselves," Bette chuckled, resting her forearms on her knees. "I haven’t seen that much denial since … well … ever."
"Be nice," Tina chastized, rubbing her own shoulder, "They might not even know what a lesbian is. And they haven’t said they weren’t, have they?"
"Whatever," Bette laughed, leaning back into the building’s outer wall. "Oh man … my feet are killing me. I mean, wow. We need to drift off into another land more often so I can get this excercise all the time. I mean, have you seen that girl’s abs? … No wonder."
Tina laughed, "They are in shape."
"Yeah, they can teach us how to work those abs of steel, and we can teach them a few tricks of our own," Bette laughed with a wink, causing Tina to roll her eyes.
"Don’t be silly," Tina chuckled, watching as Bette walked around and behind her. "What are you doing?"
"Helping," Bette smiled, kneading her own hands into Tina’s shoulders, getting horny with the little sounds Tina was making. "Does that feel good?"
"Mmm …" Tina moaned in response, dropping her head forward. It felt like heaven, and relaxing too.
Xena had just stepped out the door when Bette asked her question, and remained shocked in her steps. The way Bette was looking down at Tina was odd. It was like the way she often looked at Gabrielle. Then she shook her head and made her presence known. Tina’s sighs sounded all too much like her friend’s voice when she massaged her.
"We uh … I think we’re gonna camp out just outside of this village. It’s been a long day," Xena reasoned, scratching the back of her neck. She would have liked to travel further, but it was obvious that the two women at her side weren’t used to the strain.
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This was a funny story! But please continue! :o)
I laughed the whole time i was reading,lol you should get more ideas like this often! :) and welcome back more please :)PPS
Hey Biissexi,Haven’t read story yet but I’m a huge Xena fan so I’m super excited to read!
That’s fantastic!!!! I love this twist of Xena and Gabrielle! It was really funny too. lol I use to watch Xena all the time so Im really excited about this story! All the little comments by Bette is hilarious! I can’t wait to see where this story goes! PPS!!! Great job!
Too bad there is only a 5-star rating…this was a 100 star rating! Hysterically funny! Creative! OMG…LOL!!! Please continue…
What an interesting story line. Thank you. Like it alot.
That was freaking hilarious, I totally got the XWP references, you had me rolling. Soooo funny that you included the comment about thugs gravitating toward Gabrielle. I thought you were going to do the “Groundhog Day” version, I forgot what that episode was called. Keep it coming if you have enough time to break away from your studies, thanks for this post bi.
That was interesting. Will “our girls” tell them. Do I detect that this is a dream sequence Bette is having, i.e., “who shot JR?” I loved XWP and would love to see it aired again. Maybe I’ll just have to find the dvd of it. Thanks for posting.
Damn that was so funny!!! I do love XWP and mixed with B&T even better!!! Thank you PPS