Jenny: When do you think they’ll have sex?

Shane: I wager 100 bucks that it’ll only take 3 days.

Jenny: But from the way she’s behaving, she seems like she’s preventing herself from getting a little something something, you know.

Shane: Come on Jenny, who wouldn’t sleep with Bette? Her figure is like… (Draws out an hour glass shape)

Alice (scrutinizing Shane): Are you jealous?

Shane: Nope, I prefer my gravity-challenged breasts. Hmm, I wonder what fucking a nerd is like.

Dana: Haven’t you already? What about Lucy, the high-school valedictorian from Georgia?

Shane: Oh Lucy? You know those repressed types. She told me that she was so lucky, she was a star, but that she cried, cried, cried in her lonely heart desperate.

Jenny: What Shane means is that Lucy married and divorced a good-for-nothing Cletus with a slanting hat.

Dana: Oh. Ok (Author’s note: No she didn’t get it.)

-Lara walks into the room. –

Lara: Hey guys, I brought Cluedo, want to play?

Jenny: Let’s solve mathematical problems. Who loses must drink!

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-Back in Bette’s home-

MSN List

Hebe (offline)

Bette attempts to type a love letter for Hebe / Helena.

***

My dearest Helena,

How are you, on this wonderful day?

Would you like to go out to our favorite bar with me? I really can’t wait to see you again, especially if you are gonna be wearing sexy lacy thong! I’ve often wondered what you would look like wearing those, and many a nights have gone by where I would sit and fantasise about you wearing nothing under those black underwear…

***

Bette: Yes! YES! No… Scratch that… Shucks, I must be really deprived? Why in the hell did I type that?

Knock, knock.

Bette: Who’s there?

Tall Green Man 1 (in a loud Booming voice): I send greetings on behalf of the people of our planet.

Tall Green Man 2: Duh! Stop playing with your food!

Tall Green Man 1: Okay. She’s too skinny anyway.

(Booming voice)

Tall Green Man 1: We step out of our universe into your solar system, seeking only peace…

Bette (freaking out): Who… What are you? What do you want?

Tall Green Man 2: Don’t worry. This will only hurt a little.

-piiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss-

(Strange green air fills the room)

Bette faints.

*In the operating room*

Venti Green Man (the leader): The human cranium is opened with a horizontal division an inch above the eyebrow ridges. What this human imagined… her dreams, who she loved, saw, heard, remembered… what she feared… somehow it’s… all locked inside this small mass of tissue and fluid. Now, what color of Kryptonite can be used to made minor modifications to the human brain?

Grande Green Man (the sidekick) sets up personality-altering device.