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    E-lover (Chapter 4): Yes I lost the bet!

    Story written on November 27, 2006 by rebelzz.
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    Story Shortlink: https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=63370
    Author Notes:

    What color of Kryptonite can be used to made minor modifications to the human brain? A HeleBette tale.

     Bette: Helena, Helena… I’m so sorry… You know I’m not very good at expressing myself. Actually, I feel confused…

     

    Helena: Why…

     

    -Suddenly, Helena was interrupted by a loud voice. –

     

    Tina: Hey Bette! Where did you go! Thank GOD you’re here. The caterers are here and it’s completely chaotic at the conference hall. Boss is looking all over the place for you! I thought you wanted to arrive earlier?

     

    Bette: Oh shit! I completely forgot about the seminar! Got to go guys! Helena, go check your email, I’ll be online tonight.

     

    Bette (on the phone): Bette Porter for Franklin, please?

     

    Bette and Tina leave the coffee place in a hurry.

     

    Helena (to Shane): Did she really have a seminar?

     

    Shane: Yeah, I hope so.

     

    Helena (pensive): Hmmm…

     

    Alice (grumbling): Great. First acting like a complete arse, then leaving with the EX. Brilliant.

     

    -Fade to black-

     

    Voiceover (God’s Voice): This Bette puts the corn in corny. This Bette will never get laid… We just all need to send donations…she needs a telethon…

     

    -Cue to real world-

     

    Alice: I’ll take the first leg of the telethon!

     

    Shane / Helena: What telethon?

     

    Alice: Never mind. You wouldn’t want to know.

     

    Helena (distractedly): Why is she having a seminar right before Thanksgiving?

     

    Shane: Who knows? She’s fighting for the rights of turkeys, I guess.

     

    Alice: Bette’s in the PETA?

     

    Shane: Yes. She believes that turkeys have an equal right to choose the temperature of their sauna as much as everyone else.

     

    Alice: Really?

     

    Shane: Right. Isn’t that fantastic?

     

    Helena (exasperated): Shouldn’t we all be going to work right now?

     

     

     

     

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    *Time: After-work

    *Venue: Milk

    *Attendees: Both Bette and Helena are conspicuously absent. We wonder why.

     

    Dana: I can’t believe she really said that! What a wanker!

     

    Alice: Hey! Pot calling kettle black!

     

    Dana (glares at Alice): Pffff!

     

    (Pffff: A sound you make when you push all the air between your front teeth. It can be used to express irritation, annoyance or can even be used when one has nothing to say. First invented by Master V, this word has been swiftly popularized by Grand Master Rebelzz, a highly intelligent and enigmatic leader of the modern world.)

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    1. lol…you are too funny…I found it! Thanks for the “shout-out” *A shout-out is a form of reconigition given to a person to show reconigition*…lol So Bette’s personality will get a overhaul? Will it be better or worse? Will she turn into a confident sexy ….awww hell what she is now minus the nerdiness? Please post soon.

    2. Kryptonite??? Littel green men? Aliens? Pfft? You’re too funny! Bette is so…adorable. Being deprived as she has been must be pretty damn hard. What are they doing to Bette? Making her less repressed? She should take the bull by the breasts (figuratively speaking, lol) and lay a nice big passionate kiss on Helena while mumbling things about math and stuff that is over my head. Alice is too funny in this, hearing God. A telethon would be awesome for Bette. She needs all the help she can get. Update soon, kay? I love this.

    6. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah (love the starbucks aliens :p I want to play “where’s waldo” with your fic, only it’s more like “how many nerdy references can you find?”)

    8. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!! you’re frigging craaaazy!! totally loved it! God’s voice and how Alice ‘heard’ it, the conspicuously absent B and H, the slanting hat AND of course the ‘pff’ you so very graciously popularized, you are too kind *rolls eyes* Genius, didnt they say?!! :D Great stuff, keep going!!!

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