“Not just any ghost but a very horny ghost apparently.”

“Hey has anyone seen Tasha and Alice, “Max asks. Everyone stops what they were doing and look at each other not saying a word. Carmen smiling jumps up from the table and runs towards Tashas room. Everyone finally catching on gets up from the table and runs behind her. Carmen seeing Tasha room in view slows down and tiptoes carefully cautious not to make a sound. Seeing everyone else running down the hall she signals to them all to shut up!

“OMG this is so wrong, “Tina says whispering.

“Yeah, I kind of agree with Tina on this one we’re all acting like nosy peppers.”

“Kit, and what exactly does a nosy pepper do?”

“It gets jal-la-pen-o business.”

“Okay, really so am I the only one who wants to know whether or not they slept together?”

“Carmen!”

“What Bette you don’t understand if Tasha got laid last night then someone needs to contact the White House asap because it should be a national holiday that should be celebrated by all.”

“Carmen it’s that bad?”

“Yes, Max Shane am I lying?”

“No, she’s not Tasha hasn’t been laid for so long she has Charlottes Web growing between her legs.”

“Damn, “Kit says, “Well, in that case I’m rooting for her then.”

“Hey what the hell is that smell?”

“I don’t know Helena but the hairs in my nose feel like they are on fire.”

“What the fuck okay who farted?” Everyone shook their heads no with the exception of Jenny. Since standing outside of Tashas bedroom door she been completely silent. Still holding their noses and gasping for fresh air to breath they all stare at Jenny.

“What, “Jenny says defensively. Everyone continues to stare at her waiting for her to own up to it.

“You call it a fart I call it whispering in my panties.”

“Jenny what the hell?”

“Here Jenny take this straw.”

“Max, what for?”

“Because you suck.”

“And you’re upset because you’re not going to heaven?”

“Why is that?”

“Because your rubber clit looks like chewed up bubble gum.”

“Do us all a favor and go fuck yourself with a cactus.”

“Okay—-okay, enough what the bloody hell how are we supposed to spy on Alice and Tasha with you two going at it!?”