“Carmen I can’t wait to see her she’s like a sexy jar of Nutella I want spread all over my body. I’m telling you Tasha plus me equals destiny.” In Carmens mind it didn’t equal destiny but qualified her for a crazy check each month issued from the government.

“She can’t wait to see you too, “Carmen says removing the phone from her ear and turning on the speakerphone. Things between Tasha and Alice were getting hot and heavy for like the one-hundredth time and then it happened Miranda heard Tasha name called followed by a seductive moan.

“Wait…..Doo-Doo Butter is that you?” The volume on the phone was turned up loud enough for Tasha to hear and recognize the voice. Pulling away from Alice she looks at Carmen in horror shaking her head from side to side. Alice not realizing Tasha had stopped is still caught up in the moment.

“Detective Williams I’m glad you’re a vag-a-tarian.”

“What the hell and who is loving on my woman, “Miranda yells into the phone she was so loud enough this time and finally got Alice’s attention.

“Oh, Miranda how rude of me that is the woman Tasha has been sleeping with the entire trip, “Shane says laying through her teeth.

“Tash baby is it true?” Shane could barely concentrate on the road she was laughing so hard. Tasha was at a loss for words.

“That’s how you treat me snickerdoodle? Since you’ve been gone I have cleaned your house, had your truck detailed and washed, and did your laundry. As a reward for my services I kept a couple of your boxers for myself and marked my territory or your bed sheets. Who is she? Huh, who is she?” Everyone thought it was hilarious with the exception of Tasha.

“Uh, Miranda how did you get a key to my place, “Tasha says barely able to find her voice knowing damn real she didn’t give them to her.

“Oh, I’ve always had one you never notice but every night I let myself in and watch you sleep.” Tasha throws her hands up in surrender. “Well, you tell whoever she is I plan on fighting for the woman I love, “with that she hung up the phone. Shane and Carmen give each other high fives.

“I swear the older I get the more I understand Brittany Spears 2007 meltdown, “Tasha says shaking her head in shame.

“Say what you want but believe me when you do security at my show let the comedy begin, “Shane says laughing.

“I really don’t know why it’s so damn funny to your Skeleta-saurus and Herby Hump-Bug asses!” Tasha comment made both Shane and Carmen laugh even harder. Suddenly the music on the radio stopped as the disc jockey interrupted the regular scheduled programming with breaking news.

“This is DJ Twat-lantic Ocean and I have breaking news a flight headed from Colorado to Los Angeles was forced to emergency land due to a————, “the jockey was cutoff as she received more information on the matter. “The flight had to be grounded as it was first suspected to be a terrorist on board causing commotion frustrating and frightening other passengers on the plane. Those reports have been proven to be false as it was not terrorist related but a woman who resembles———–wait, what the hell am I reading this correctly? She looks like Coraline!? You mean that evil ass girl from that cartoon movie with the creepy bangs and buttons for eyes, “she asked forgetting she was thinking out loud and still on air. “No, wrong description then what the hell is the right description, “she asked before again getting more information. “Uh, I’m sorry about the person’s name has not been released however it has been confirmed the individual has a striking resemblance to the scary chick who crawled her nasty and wet ass out the tv on the movie The Ring. This whole story is crazy while I’ll pour me a few shots of Vodka please turn in to a few words from our sponsors.”

Shane loos at Carmen, Carmen looks at Alice, Alice looks at Tasha all with their mouths wide open, “Jenny, “they all yell at once.

TBC