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    A TiBette Love Story: High {31}

    Story written on July 22, 2009 by LuvTiBette.
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    Story Shortlink: https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=73909
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    Everyone’s feeling good at the club but it’s time for the party to end…

     

    “I feel like we’re in a Twilight Zone,” Bette sighed to Shane, as she held Tina upright in her protective arms. 

     

    “I don’t think the party pants pair had this in mind,” Shane agreed, bending down to pick Alice up from the grass. 

     

    “I certainly don’t think Al expected to be grabbing on to the lawn to keep from falling off the face of the Earth…”  Dana informed, helping Shane pick up Alice who remained slumped over.

     

    They all manage to get inside Alice’s place without further incident.  Bette walked Tina to the living room couch where she sat beside Dana and Shane.

     

    There was a very brief moment of silence…until Alice let out an ear piercing scream.  

     

    “Fuck!  I’m stuck in the toilet!”  Alice wailed.

     

    Bette and Shane raced over to assist the reporter…who apparently had mistaken her hamper for the porcelain god.  Alice resembled a circus contortionist, with her ass sunk down and her feet were up in the air kicking to be free.  

     

    "Someone fucking save me from this ass eating monster!"  Alice hollered.

     

    Bette and Shane could not help but laugh until the tears began to fall.  It took all their strength to drag Alice out of the clothes hamper while trying their best to subdue their laughter.

     

    Once back on her feet, Alice glared at the two women in front of her who contined to laugh hysterically.  “What’s so fucking funny?”  She viewed them with her one open eye while the other remained shut tightly.

     

    “Nothing…”  Bette winked at Shane.  “Nothing at all.”

     

    “Now…” Alice smoothed her clothing and lifted the lid to her toilet.  “May I have some privacy please…to tinkle?”

     

    Shane shook her head in disbelief of the incdient as she and Bette exited the bathroom.  “Tinkle away, Tinklebell,” she called over her shoulder.

     

    Bette and Shane walked to the living room where Tina and Dana sleepily sat on the couch.

     

    “Bette…” Shane said softly.

     

    “Yeah?”

     

    “I have to share something with you…and I don’t know how you’re going to take it.”

     

    “Shane, I don’t know how much worse things can get.  Go for it,” Bette encouraged.

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    1. LuvTB – you ate me? I’m glad I tasted good, haha! :-) Oh man this chapter was so funny. The female impersonators, the hamper – hahaha! I hope Tina doesn’t feel too awful in the morning. I’m glad Bette is there to take care of her. Thanks and please post again soon!

    2. Awesome chapter :) You know I love a good laugh, and you, my friend, never fail to deliver. Sorry I went m.i.a. for a while. I missed your story while I was gone, but luckily had a few to catch up on today ;) Magic brownies are one of my specialties btw :P Can’t wait for the next chapter lady, sounds like it’s gonna be hawt!

    4. I guess I didn’t like Alice that much in the previous chapters because I was afraid of how this whole stoned-Tina story would end up… Bette can be really angry sometimes, especially when Tina and her exposed “party panties” are involved! But I’m glad she was really patient and understanding towards Tina. =] You are VERY GOOD at comedy, don’t take my last comment wrong… and YEAH, bring the love, the privacy, the intimacy, the movie watching afternoon, the “I can’t stop thinking about your boobs.” talk… =P Thank you very much for posting so fast… I’m sure I have already said it a couple of times in my previous comments but that’s true: I really enjoy your story and I really miss it! Thank you!

    6. Very fun chappie there Luv. Makes me want to go out with you some night as you can’t possibly invent everything you write…I’m thinking some of this was drawn from personal experience;)Anyway loving it as always….

    10. Alice in the clothes hamper, damn that was a good one. Tina dancing on the bar and Shane telling the drunk guy that Bette and Tina were female impersonators had me rolling on the floor giggling.

    13. Another hilarious update roomie. Alice is just a scream. I laughed out loud picturing her in the hamper and forgot I was in the office :) Thank you for making me laugh on this deary day in the office..LOL! Excellent update but I think I got you baking to much roomie – you forgot to finish this update and just left us hanging :) Thank you again!

    15. Oh Alice! That hamper thing made me laugh out loud. :) It’s great to come back from a great vacation to some great reading! Thanks for posting!

    17. So damn funny!!! Alice in the hamper!!! I hope once Bette gets Tina in the car she falls asleep. Thank you I so love this story!!! PPVS

    18. That was just Brilliant Luv! You are like The Comedy Goddess! You had me laughing so hard at Alice’s antics. You have their banter and rapport down to the T! Good job! PPVS coz I cant’ wait to read more. Loving it :)

    19. You have me dying in here cracking up…nice cover by Shane..Alice usually craziness and the fact that Bette will be tortured tonight…

    21. Alice in the clothes hamper – I’m *crying* because I’m laughing so hard. That was priceless. And Bette’s comment about the Twilight Zone – loved it (being an old-school Rod Serling fan)…Sigh. This chapter made me laugh a little too hard – methinks cranky patient won’t return for a while.

    24. Alice… oh gosh. The clothes hamper scene alone was bloody awesome. She had Bette laughing, so maybe Alice will be forgiven. But she should maybe be looking over her shoulder? Not for her sudden departure from this world, but for Bette getting even. Maybe Bette will bake up her own kind of sweet revenge. It seems like someone’s (two someone’s) libido is going to have to be kept in check… for now. Drunk/high sex can be fun, but I think Bette (and Tina) will be hoping for more than fun for their first time together. Hilarious chapter. Thanks for the post, Luv! :)

    27. that was pretty funny, girl…alice stuck in a hamper, the ass guy thinking bette and tina were impersonators, bette finding out about the pot brownies…and alice still alive after bette knowing what really happened to tina…nice one, girl! so, now bette has to restrain herself…good luck to her! lol!

    28. LOL. Alice is just too freaking hilarious! Even when she’s in major trouble she still can’t stop with the jokes. She’s too awesome. I melted at Bette being calm because she had to take care of Tina (even though Tina was doing her best to raise her blood pressure lol). Great update, Luv!!! PPS!

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