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A TiBette Love Story: High {31}
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“Shut it!” Dana snapped at Alice.
“Just saying.” Alice shrugged her shoulders.
“Oh babe…” Tina gripped Bette’s hand tightly, “I’m kind of dizzy.”
“We’ll be home soon baby, okay?” Bette squeezed Tina’s hand lovingly.
Tina leaned in and whispered in Bette’s ear, “Then I can be your naughty girl?”
Tina’s words sent an electrical current through Bette’s body. “Uh Shane…how much did these two drink while I was in the bathroom?” Bette asked.
“Apparently enough to push them over the edge…” Shane responded nervously.
Tina recalled in a fuzzy memory of being on the bar. “How did I get so high?” Tina asked softly.
“I’m still trying to figure things out Tee…” Bette began.
The trio remained deathly silent, until Alice thought she would have a heart attack and attempted to pour her guts out, “Okay Tee…I have the answer to that!”
“Sssshhh,” Shane whispered, trying to silence the reporter.
Dana’s eyes were round as saucers and she signaled ‘death’ by gesturing with her hand slicing across her throat.
“You’re high….because…well…because of the brown…” Alice stammered.
Shane placed her hand over Alice’s mouth and finished, “Because of the brown eyed woman sitting next to you! Isn’t love amazing?”
Alice tried to speak but Shane kept her hand over her mouth. “Ang ooo.”
Tina smiled and looked at Bette, “You are amazing.”
Bette smiled back at her hazel eyed beauty. “As you are Tee.”
Shane finally freed Alice’s mouth to speak. “Thank you,” Alice whispered to Shane.
Once Bette parked at the Pieszecki place and everyone started to exit the vehicle, chaos ensued…
“I’ve got to pee so bad it’s not even funny!” Alice screamed and took off on a full run.
“Jesus!” Bette hollered. “Get her Shane, before she kills herself.”
Shane took off after Alice and didn’t have to run far…as Alice tripped and remained still on the grass.
“Oh babe…my head feels like it’s going to explode!” Tina said, leaning against the car.
“Shhh!” Alice holds her head up and tries to focus with one eye closed. “Not so loud Tee.”
“I’m not loud,” Tina mumbled, squinting her eyes at the moonbeams. “The moon is so loud.”
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LuvTB – you ate me? I’m glad I tasted good, haha! :-) Oh man this chapter was so funny. The female impersonators, the hamper – hahaha! I hope Tina doesn’t feel too awful in the morning. I’m glad Bette is there to take care of her. Thanks and please post again soon!
Awesome chapter :) You know I love a good laugh, and you, my friend, never fail to deliver. Sorry I went m.i.a. for a while. I missed your story while I was gone, but luckily had a few to catch up on today ;) Magic brownies are one of my specialties btw :P Can’t wait for the next chapter lady, sounds like it’s gonna be hawt!
You’re stopping there?!!! Can’t wait to see Bette get out of this…Great update. I just love Alice…
I guess I didn’t like Alice that much in the previous chapters because I was afraid of how this whole stoned-Tina story would end up… Bette can be really angry sometimes, especially when Tina and her exposed “party panties” are involved! But I’m glad she was really patient and understanding towards Tina. =] You are VERY GOOD at comedy, don’t take my last comment wrong… and YEAH, bring the love, the privacy, the intimacy, the movie watching afternoon, the “I can’t stop thinking about your boobs.” talk… =P Thank you very much for posting so fast… I’m sure I have already said it a couple of times in my previous comments but that’s true: I really enjoy your story and I really miss it! Thank you!
BTW, I bet the sentence will be something like: “Mmmm….Bette…take…me…home…”
Very fun chappie there Luv. Makes me want to go out with you some night as you can’t possibly invent everything you write…I’m thinking some of this was drawn from personal experience;)Anyway loving it as always….
oh and for what it’s worth, i imagined there not being anything more to Tina’s thought….just a simple “take me” and I am happy;)
This was funny. I cannotstop laughing. Alice Alice Alice what can we do with you? hey PPVS
Now that was fun!
Alice in the clothes hamper, damn that was a good one. Tina dancing on the bar and Shane telling the drunk guy that Bette and Tina were female impersonators had me rolling on the floor giggling.
That was great, funny at Alice stuck in the hamper, can’t stop laughing about it. Now let see Bette take care of Tina. Please post more, thanks!
I laughed so hard I cried too and I wasn’t stuck in the hamper
Another hilarious update roomie. Alice is just a scream. I laughed out loud picturing her in the hamper and forgot I was in the office :) Thank you for making me laugh on this deary day in the office..LOL! Excellent update but I think I got you baking to much roomie – you forgot to finish this update and just left us hanging :) Thank you again!
Freakin hilarious!!!
Oh Alice! That hamper thing made me laugh out loud. :) It’s great to come back from a great vacation to some great reading! Thanks for posting!
I’m thinking how can the moon be loud :) Great chapter :) Thanks
So damn funny!!! Alice in the hamper!!! I hope once Bette gets Tina in the car she falls asleep. Thank you I so love this story!!! PPVS
That was just Brilliant Luv! You are like The Comedy Goddess! You had me laughing so hard at Alice’s antics. You have their banter and rapport down to the T! Good job! PPVS coz I cant’ wait to read more. Loving it :)
You have me dying in here cracking up…nice cover by Shane..Alice usually craziness and the fact that Bette will be tortured tonight…
Had to laugh out loud too at Alice in the hamper. Great update…
Alice in the clothes hamper – I’m *crying* because I’m laughing so hard. That was priceless. And Bette’s comment about the Twilight Zone – loved it (being an old-school Rod Serling fan)…Sigh. This chapter made me laugh a little too hard – methinks cranky patient won’t return for a while.
I was roaring eith the hamper incident…and the impersonator thing very clever shane
“Someone fucking save me from this ass eating monster!” ROTFLASTC!!! Crash on you! Sorry. Blame yourself… :o)
Alice… oh gosh. The clothes hamper scene alone was bloody awesome. She had Bette laughing, so maybe Alice will be forgiven. But she should maybe be looking over her shoulder? Not for her sudden departure from this world, but for Bette getting even. Maybe Bette will bake up her own kind of sweet revenge. It seems like someone’s (two someone’s) libido is going to have to be kept in check… for now. Drunk/high sex can be fun, but I think Bette (and Tina) will be hoping for more than fun for their first time together. Hilarious chapter. Thanks for the post, Luv! :)
This story is so great! Naughty tina. So good. Bettes such a good girlfriend. Keep up the awesome job love love it
It’s a good thing I read this at home; I was laughing out loud. PPS.
that was pretty funny, girl…alice stuck in a hamper, the ass guy thinking bette and tina were impersonators, bette finding out about the pot brownies…and alice still alive after bette knowing what really happened to tina…nice one, girl! so, now bette has to restrain herself…good luck to her! lol!
LOL. Alice is just too freaking hilarious! Even when she’s in major trouble she still can’t stop with the jokes. She’s too awesome. I melted at Bette being calm because she had to take care of Tina (even though Tina was doing her best to raise her blood pressure lol). Great update, Luv!!! PPS!
Oh, high!How are you?Lunch? I had to read this while having lunch? I believe I read a cartoon. Many thanks!
I mean, I have a crush on you! (F**k! To miswrite this!) *sigh*