"AAAHHHH!" She was screaming when I bit that dirty dyke's ankle, I think I saw some needle marks on it. Oh God, I must wash my mouth after I kill both of these Female Faggots.

I got up as quickly as I could but as soon as I got up Pat punched me in the face. Then she gave me her own combos and I was reeling back from the hits. However as soon as she tried to kick me I dodged it and quickly gave her strong left jab to the nose. I saw Sheen was getting ready to punch me so I quickly kick her right at her ribs and then her face. She was down for a while, that gave me some time to deal with Ms. Ugly Pat.

While Pat was holding her nose, I looked at that ugly, bi-bitch ho dead in her eyes and told her "I'm gonna slap your slanted-eyes back to normal. WONG DING DONG CHING CHANG CHUNG” I said while mocking Chinese. I have nothing against Chinese or other Orientals; I just did it to mess with Pat's head. So I slapped her with all of my might, but her eyes remained the same. She was down for a while.

Now I went to my bag and grabbed an item, then I went to Sheena and squeeze her cheeks so that her tongue would stick out. Then I pull out the hypodermic needle that I got from the bag, it was filled with heroin.

"Here's something you can put your tongue on besides Pat's pussy, that's if she has one which I seriously doubt she does, you pathetic bisexual." I said to Sheena.

There was enough heroin to knock a water buffalo out, perfect to get rid of Sheena. So I stuck the needle into her confused-dyke tongue and shot the heroin up in it. She eventually overdosed and died.

Now I can deal with that butt-ugly bisexual Patricia Kerrigan and I knew the perfect weapon for that filthy pendulum, The Solution. Yes The Solution, a modified cricket bat with a titanium core made to deal with the most worthless, pathetic, despicable, unfaithful, backstabbing, flaky humans on this planet: bisexuals. It was made especially for bisexual butches, like Pat.

"Hey Pat, let me introduce you to a friend of mine who also goes 'both ways'"

"Oh shit! Not The Solution!"

"Fuck yeah you dirty bi-bitch! Now I'm gonna make you pay the consequences of being a bisexual." So I swung The Solution right at Pat and she dropped instantly from the blow. I hit her a few more times just for good measure, a bisexual can never have too many beatings.

Pat then got up and tried to hit me, but this time I hit her with a few punches and then I did something unusual, I poked her in the eyes with my two fingers like Moe from The Three Stooges.

"Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!" Yep that famous quote from Curly. Smile

She was holding her eyes from the pain that I gave her, that gave me more time to get something from the kitchen. So I went into the kitchen and got the wok that she used to cook the dogs and cats with. Then I came running to Pat who was still holding her eyes and told her this.

"It's time for me to put you out to the cleaners. Sayonara bitch!"

Then I whacked her face with the wok, like a Chinese gong. She fell out of the window and landed on the street, the apartment was about five floors (storeys) high. That beef and broccoli (that's a bisexual favourite dish isn't it?) eating bitch was dead.

Then I woke up, it was still another 2 hours before I get back to home. I was wondering what's going on with Jim?

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Meanwhile at Larkhall, Pat and Sheena were in the old dusty hanging cell with Jim…

Jim said to them "It's time for me to straighten you two out…"

THE END