"This is a wonderful dinner Pat." Sheena said.

"Thanks Sheena." Pat said then smiled something you don't see too often.

They have a large window in their apartment, perfect to break into… I guess from swinging on a rope or something like that (my dream didn't show the full details) I smashed through the window like some movie hero. However I had a hard time getting up after smashing through the window. I guess my old age is finally catching up.

"Shit, I'm a little rusty. It's been a while since I've went through a window."

They were startled to see me. I guess they knew who I was because of what Pat would say next.

"Oh shit, our dinner is absolutely ruined."

"You mean our lives." Sheena replied back, she was scared and so was Pat but Pat was trying to act tough.

Pat quickly grabbed a knife from the table while Sheena grabs one too. Eventually I was able to get up from the crash.

"Why the fuck can't you leave us alone? We did nothing to you to make you to treat us the way you do." Pat said.

"You're on this earth aren't you? The world would be a better place without people like you and your girlfriend Gia."

"Her name is Sheena, not Gia!"

"I know that but just like that late-model Gia Carangi, she ain't nothing but a junkie dyke, Sheena Easton looks much better than that Red Riding Hood Junkie girlfriend of yours. As for you, you're just an ugly-ass, pit bull-face, cunt-eating dyke."

When I said that Pat was about to charge me, but I told her while sticking out my hand in a stopping position.

"Now wait a minute, before I kick both of your bi-dyke asses why don't you finish eating Lassie and Garfield the Cat."

Pat was very insulted by my comment about her food so she threw the knife at me but I dodged it. Then she picked up one of the plates and threw it like a deadly Frisbee at me. I dodged that one too. Then Pat started to charge at me but this time I stopped her with a sharp left jab and stinging right jab. Just when I was about to finish her off with a devastating uppercut Sheena came up behind me and hit me with a plate on my shoulders. That was really painful and I fell down to the floor, then Sheena tried to kick me at my face but I was able to grab her feet just before it got to my face and bite her ankle. Yuck, I hate white meat.