A devilish grin spreads across my lips as I think about how easy and exciting it actually is to please her. “And I assure you Ang, it is not only possible to please Spencer, it is exotic and mind-numbingly incredible and I can think of at least a hundred different ways to do it.”

            “Oh my God, ew,” she pretends to throw up as Aiden reaches his hand up to high five me while we both laugh at Angela’s reaction.

            “Anyways, I’ll plan on saving that part of the pleasing until the end of her birthday. Or maybe the middle. Oh or maybe that’s a great way to start off the day!” I start getting wrapped up in my own world thinking about it and I am pretty much talking to myself at this point until Aiden distracts me.

            “Um, Ash, are you serious?” he asks disbelieving my self-conversation.

            “No, you’re right Aid,” I assure him I’m not insane. “Who am I kidding, it’s her birthday for crying out loud. I’ll please her in the beginning, middle, and end!”

            “You might have a problem Ash,” Angela says half-jokingly. “See the Spencer I know is very calm about her sex life. You won’t find her all sex crazed like you are.”

            “Ha!” I practically choke out laughing. “Well the Spencer I know just might be more sex crazed than I am. The girl’s like a frickin’ machine! But before I go spilling far too much info about our sex life and Spencer ends up kicking my ass for it later, back to the birthday situation.”

            And so we laid it all out. The plan was all set in motion and Angela and Aiden were on board with the whole thing. It was kind of a crazy idea, but I thought I might just be able to pull it off. Thank God that trust fund kicked in last year, because this was going to cost me, though I know it’ll all be worth it.

Spencer’s Birthday

            The day finally arrived and I was as nervous as I thought I could ever be. She has been hinting at this for days, trying to figure out what I have in store for her. I wake up earlier than her and get started on my plan for the day. After I finished making her breakfast, I bring the tray into my bedroom to the naked Spencer irresistibly snoring underneath my sheets, with her hair all tousled in the sexiest way possible. I set the tray down on my nightstand and lie down facing he, propping myself up on my elbow. I reach for the remote to my stereo and as I hit play, I simultaneously give Spencer the softest, sweetest kiss on her lips to wake her up along with Jack Johnson’s “Banana Pancakes” playing softly in the background.