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Paula has ASS cancer – (Chapter: Mooga)
“Hey girls” Paula greeted as she walked in.
“Ahhh Spencer what is that thing?” Ashley asked(Pointing at Paula) scared as she leaped into Spencer’s arms.
“Umm I think that’s my mom or Clay in a Michael Jackson Suit” Spencer recommended.
“Don’t be silly girls it’s me Paula “ She replied as she walked towards the girls.
“AHHH GET AWAY FROM ME CLAY” Ashley yelled at the gruesome object (Paula).
Paula got angry and attacked her victim (Ashley).
“SPENCER!” Ashley shouted for help as Spencer held out a hand.
“NOOOOOOOOOO!”Spencer cried as Ashley was getting sucked into was she thought as shadows.
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“Hmmmm…meemeee…Hmmm…meeeemeee” Paula hummed to herself while rocking back and forth.
Just then the officer walked in.”Yo Crazy bitch you gotta vistor”He said while staring at the crazy woman who stood
Before him.
Paula walked to the visitor hall.
“Honey how are you doing?” Arthur asked.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”Paula yelled as she tried to attack Arthur.
“HEY STOP THAT!” The officer yelled.
“OH MY GOD I NEED BACK UP! HURRY UP!” The officer yelled in alarm.
Then soon Paula went into another combat they did not know what they got themselves into.
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Paula was dancing in the living room, which caused the floor to shake. Note:Paula is bad luck in this chapter
The neighbors walked over to the carlins.
Mrs. Rodgers (Dr.Rodger’s wife) knocked at the door at least five times but no answer.
Just then
The door opened ……
‘AHHHHHHHHH”Mrs Rodgers yelled as she ran through the busy streets.
Then….. CRASH,BOOM,KABAM,WATONGA,SHAMONA,AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!.
Mrs. Rodgers was killed in very, very, very,serious stroke.
Paula just stood there, then went back to dancing as the floor were shaking again.
The friendly neighbor across the street Mrs. Huckleberryboomshkolakalilytulipcanineshkabob(.Huckle berry boom shakolaka lily tulip canine shkabob).
He walked to where the poundings were coming from.
He knocked at the door.
Just then
The door opened.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”Mr.Huckleberryboomshkolakalillytulipcanineshkabob yelled in the terror of what he just whitnessed with his own two eyes and ran on the street just as eighteen wheeler was coming his way.
After…………AHHHHH,RRRRRRRRR…BOOOMM…SHAKALAKALAKHAKA…..SHAMONA,WATONAGLINGGY.
Mr. Huckleberryboomshkolakalilytulipcanineshkabob died of a very,very,very inury by a pitbull who attacked the poor old man.
Meanwhile with Ashley and Spencer
“What color should the wedding dresses be?” Spencer asked as she was looking through a brides magazine.
‘How about peach?” Ashley guessed.
“No peach makes me think of my ugly ass of a mother” Spencer replied.
Meanwhile with paula
Paula was on the other side of the door listenint to the wedding arrangements.
Paula accidentally tripped on a bottle of meds which caused the floor to tremble like an earthquake.
Just then the door opened.
TBC
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joking about cancer thats nice… or not
Clay isn’t that ugly. Other than that HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THAT WAS SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!PLEASE POST MORE!
joking about cancer thats nice… or not
Clay isn’t that ugly. Other than that HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THAT WAS SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!PLEASE POST MORE!
Dude….What kind of drugs are you on??!!Seriously…Takes a sick mind to think of something like this….Almost as sick as mine….I have to admit though….. It was hilarious!!!!
Dude….What kind of drugs are you on??!!Seriously…Takes a sick mind to think of something like this….Almost as sick as mine….I have to admit though….. It was hilarious!!!!
Butt cancer…nice lingo for someone whos supposed to be a doctor..
Butt cancer…nice lingo for someone whos supposed to be a doctor..