Ashley immediately zoomed over to her. “Where are you going?”

“Over to Madison’s house,” Spencer replied. “Don’t follow me,” she warned.

“Fine,” Ashley sighed. “Just, please do not tell Madison about me being a … you-know-what.”

“Gotcha,” Spencer nodded.

Madison’s Bedroom

“No way!” Madison screamed. “That is so hot!”

“Madison did you not just hear what I said,” Spencer yelled in frustration.

“Yeah Ashley’s an Alien,” the Latina shrugged.

“Hello!” Spencer yelled. “She’s an alien! You know from outer space!”

Madison nodded.

“From a different planet!” Spencer yelled trying to get her point through.

Madison nodded once again.

“Madison?!”

“What girl damn, blow out my ear drums why don’t you,” Madison whined rubbing her ears.

“I can’t believe you’re acting so … calm about this,” Spencer screeched.

“Well, you’ve been saying yourself since she got here that she acts like she’s from a different planet and now that you found out that she is actually from a different planet you’re tripping.”

“I didn’t actually know she was from planet … whatever!”

“Okay calm down,” Madison soothed. “Does anybody else know about this?”

Spencer shook her head. “No, not as far as I know.”

“Alright that’s good I suppose.”

“You wanna know what else she said?”

“Wait there’s more,” Madison asked curiously.

Spencer nodded.

“Hold on a sec girl,” the Latina said quickly running out of the room. Within a matter of thirty seconds the spicy brunette was back in the room with a bowl of popcorn.

“What the hell,” Spencer frowned. “Where did you get-“

“That doesn’t matter,” Madison dismissed eating a handful. This was just like watching a good soap opera for the Latina.

“Okay….”Spencer stretched out. “Um, she said she’s in love with me.”

“Aw,” Madison cooed.

“No not aw,” Spencer corrected. “More like ew.”

“Spencer how could you not like Ashley?”

“Because …”

“Because what,” Madison pressed.

“Well because …”

Madison held up her hand. “Oh hell no! Don’t tell me you’re seriously so hung up on Carmen that you’re considering taking her back!”

“Well yeah. I’m just waiting for the right time.”

“C’mon girl, seriously? Carmen is a player!”

“She is not,” Spencer replied weakly.

“Yes she is,” Madison retaliated. “You could do so much better than her.”

“Look I want to be with Carmen,” Spencer replied. “I’ve just gotta make her notice me. You know put myself out there.”

“You mean slut yourself up?”

“No,” Spencer shook her head. “I’ve gotta make her want me. Like … so bad that she’d want to claim me as her own.”

“Um…” Madison said thoughtfully. “You mean like make her jealous?”

“Yes! That’s perfect!” Spencer cheered. “I can pretend I have a girlfriend or something and make her jealous!”

“Who’s gonna be you’re pretend girlfriend?” Madison asked.

“You can be,” Spencer suggested.

“No,” Madison replied point blank.

“What? Why not?”

“Because that’s not believable,” Madison answered. “We need to hook you up with somebody Carmen wouldn’t expect to see you with…”

Spencer thought for a minute. Then it came to her. She smiled satisfied.

Ashley’s bedroom

There was a knock at Ashley’s door. Ashley opened the door and smiled when she saw Spencer standing there.

“Spencer I am so happy to see you,” Ashley gushed out. “I thought after you found out-“

She was cut off by the blonde’s lips as the two engaged in a passionate kiss. Ashley’s hearts began to beat 300 mph (literally), she couldn’t believe this was happening.

Sadly before she had time to comprehend what was happening Spencer pulled away with a smirk.

“What …. what was that?” The Martian gasped out.

“How would you like to be my alien girlfriend?” Spencer asked with a smile.