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    My Alien Girlfriend – (Chapter: NO WAY!!)

    “Yes,” he nodded.

    Spencer couldn’t believe what she was hearing. What the hell was going on?

    “I don’t know daddy,” the Martian replied shaking her head. “Maybe that is the way it goes on the Planet Zygot but it is a different game here on Earth.”

    Planet Zygot? Spencer mouthed. Holy shit! Ashley’s an …. she’s an …. an

    “Alien!” Spencer yelled barging into Ashley’s room.
    Ashley looked at Spencer alarmed. She quickly turned off her cell phone. “Spencer what are you doing in-“

    “Oh my God!” The blonde yelled. “You’re an Alien! Holy Fuck! Oh my God! They do exist! I can’t believe it!”

    “Spencer, please calm down,” Ashley hissed walking over to the blonde.

    Spencer quickly backed away. “Oh my God I’m calling the cops! No! I’m calling the fucking FBI! Mulder and Scully are gonna get their asses down here!”

    Spencer ran towards the door. Ashley sighed and with a pinch to the neck the blonde’s body went limp and she fell to the floor.

    Dinner table

    “I wonder what’s taking Spencer so long,” Arthur pondered.

    “Maybe I should go check on her,” Glen suggested desperately wanting an excuse to get as far as possible from this ‘dinner’ his mom made.

    “No,” Paula replied. “Maybe this is good. Maybe they’re bonding.”

    “I don’t know about that,” Glen said. “Spencer’s probably beating the living hell out of Ashley.”

    “Way to think positive son,” Arthur joked.

    “I think they’re talking getting to know one another,” Paula said thoughtfully. “Maybe Spencer’s coming around.”

    Ashley’s Bedroom

    Spencer groggily opened her eyes. “What just happened,” she whispered.

    “I had to knock you out,” Ashley answered hovering over the fallen blonde.

    “What? Why?” Spencer asked sitting up slowly.

    “You found out I’m a Martian,” the brunette answered easily.

    “Oh yeah that’s right,” the blonde said with a nod. Then her eyes widened. “Ahhhhhhh!-“

    Ashley covered the blonde’s mouth, “Please be quiet,” she whispered.

    Spencer shook her head and bit down on the brunette’s hand as hard as she could. Ashley merely giggled. The blonde rolled her eyes.

    “That felt funny,” Ashley laughed out.

    Spencer tried to shove Ashley but the strong Martian wouldn’t budge.

    “Spencer please just let me explain,” Ashley pleaded.

    “Please. I’ll uncover your mouth if you promise to be quiet. Deal?”

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    Comments

    1. oh my god you’re story is so funny!..i wanted to go grab a bowl of popcorn with Madison too! hahahaha..i’m interested to see how all of this is going to play out..i can’t believe Spencer is going to use Ashley!..but i hope she’ll fall in loooove while they’re “dating” hahaha..

    2. While I agree with SweetAce and blakrose13, I feel the need to make it known that I love this story far more than they do…I should get like a reward or something for loving it like a million times to pi more than them…I’m think you should update now. yes, now, right this second, now. Cause Spencer will soooo fall in love with Ashley while she’s ‘pretending.’ Great update, hysterical like always!

    3. Spencer you suck using Ashley like that is not nice or fair on her your going to break both her hearts is she finds out what ur doing. Loved Madison is this coming back with pop corn hahaha!! Great update ppms.

    4. oh hell no spencer, that’s just wrong. but anyway too bad for you cause you’re gonna fall head over heels for your alien g/f! great update love this story sooooo much possibly a million times to pi just like stix lol. hoping you’ll be updating soon!

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