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Everything Changes After Spending 7 Months Apart – (Chapter: You've got me going back and forth like a ping pong ball!)
I argue with the voice for another hour or so before finally giving in. I log onto my laptop and get on Facebook. I change my relationship status from ‘single’ to ‘In a relationship’. Almost immediately I have a handful of comments on it asking who I’m with and ‘what about me?’ – Like I actually give a shit.
I respond to the questions the only way I know how. “Well, I can’t say who with because it’s complicated. We’re not quite official, but we aren’t allowed to date other people. Maybe I should have chosen the ‘it’s complicated’ option…”
There are a few more comments that I don’t respond to. Instead I decide to text Ashley.
“I changed my relationship status on Facebook to get people to leave me alone…but now they won’t quit bitching.”
I don’t get a response. But about half an hour later, I have another notification on my Facebook relationship status. The comment is from Ashley of all people!
“Stop playing people. Just tell them the truth, babe. You’re all mine. Fuck off bitches! I LOVE YOU BABY!!”
I burst into laughter, wishing so much that she weren’t kidding. I respond with a simple, “I love you, too baby!! <3”
Maybe she wasn’t kidding
Okay you’re really starting to piss me off. Just last night you made me doubt that she and I were together. Now you’re making me doubt that we aren’t. Could you just make up your damn mind?
Hey, it’s your mind. I’m just talking in it!
This was all it took for every girl to disperse and leave me alone. Now they all think I’m taken. And by the ‘fuck off bitches’ Ashley so nicely included in her message, no chick is going to even try.
But now I have two issues still left to be addressed. One, are we together or are we not or are we kind of? And two, how the fuck do I get rid of the voice?! It’s making everything more complicated.
A fifth of vodka might work…no, no it wouldn’t. But we would both feel pretty nice then!
It is official. The voice is the same as the fucking serpent that Adam and Steve faced in the garden when they ate the forbidden fruit. Asshole!
TBC
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first off, I applaud you for writing about what’s going on with your situation right now. second, I’m truly enjoying this. I can understand a lot of what you’re going through, as I’m sure a lot of us on here can. I can especially relate to the ‘voice’. there’s no getting rid of it! I’ll be keeping an eye out for future updates, that’s for sure. and I wish you luck!