Later in the laundry I was having a smoke with Bea and Lizzie. Bea started coming on heavy reminding me that she runs it here. ‘What’s my name? she said, like anyone could forget it. I wish Queen Bea would buzz off. She’s getting past it. She’s got this new la-di-da mate as well, they’re like two old birds sticking their beaks into everything.  Just for a second when she spoke to me, there was a different tone when she said ‘Doreen’, like she was questioning who she was talking to.  She looked right into me. It made me wonder, was she onto me? No fear, she’s all talk, stupid bloody bitch.

I was quite enjoying meself after that, had a couple of new girls with me, not bad looking, They were real impressed when I told em about being on the run. Lynne Warner walked past and I called her ‘Wonky Warner’. As nicknames go, it’s not quite as good as Vinegar Tits but it does suit her and it made the girls laugh. She was back out in the garden again so I took a walk over to her and had some fun. We ended up having a bit of a tussle. She’s quite feisty, good bod too but not really my type. Miss Bennett was loving it, the sadistic bastard. I’m convinced I could have fucked Vera if I’d’ve wanted to. I’ve always loved a  challenge.  Maybe I could haunt her now, move things around in her house, knock over the vinegar, cop a feel. That would put the wind up her if nothing else.

I got some fags off Barbara Davidson. No one seemed to like her cuz she brought drugs in. That’s a big no no with Big Bea. She needs to be careful, or she could get hurt. Today she ended up with a bucket of water over head, Clumsy barbie. Bea’s bloody mate said it was me when the screw came along. Lagging slag. That wiped the smug smile of Bea’s face. Nice company ya keeping Smith,

Later on It all got out of hand with Davidson. She threatened to set fire to herself and her cell. Davo blamed Doreen, saying she had harassed her and asked her how many more people had to die. That was rough, poor little kid. Doreen was in more trouble after that and people were thinking badly of her. Even Wonk didn’t want a bar of her anymore, since her dad came to see her. I decided to shoot through and let Dor be Dor. Hopefully the screws would think it was a phase and let her off. She’ll be right. None of this was her fault. She’s a just a little girl really. People are always leaving her or letting her down, I wasn’t all that good to her but now I’ve gone, all she’ll have is that bloody bear.

It was dinner time when I let her go, I let out one last ‘Vinegar Tit’s for Vera to remember me by and I was outta there. I left Doreen to explain to Vera what she’d said. I’ll see Doreen later tonight, when she gets back to the cell. I’m a place now where I can comfort her and she can hold me all night long. She always did give the best cuddles, the night’s we’ve clung to each other. I’ll move on and see Gazza real soon but for now, I’ll stay with Doreen and Doreen will stay with me.