The L Word Rhymes Again

(Once again its on)

All:
Were doing an encore just for you
Yep we did another for season two
Now we know this is nothing like youve ever heard
Heres whats on tap for the L word

Mick:
First to bat its me Its Geometry
Second seasons all about triangles you see
[You got] SCJ and TDA
And BTH and M (the man)

Shane Carmen and Jenny
What else is there to say?

Jennys sorta kinda *****
I mean shes not all the way
Carmens kinda into Shane
Shanes kinda like okay
But she doesnt wanna go into it with her all the way
So Carmen decides to stray
Hooks up with Jenny
Which kinda bothers Shane
And messes with her game
So Shane feels misplaced
***** seems like a waste
And now all the members of the triangle are in place

Tommy:
Triangle 2 gets a little complicated
But bear with me cuz I feel a little obligated
To pay tribute to one of the greatest
***** couples since Ellen and Anne Heche

Bette and Tina oh what can we do
To make sure that they do pull through
Ive tried writing letters even tried voodoo
The only other alternate left is to sue

What Ive gotten so far
Tina she got in her car
Drove away straight over to Alices place
Fast forward next day
Bettes at Candaces place
Tinas got tear streaks all over her face
Bump again Next play
Ms. Peabody
Helena is her name
Fancy spendin is her game
She blows Tina away
They steal away
Oh before I forget Tinas pregnant by the way
On the flip Melvins sick
Bette of course cant handle it
And for some odd reason Tina moves back in
Her and Helena reach an understanding
Their relationship becomes open
Or something like this
This it happens
It being Bette and Tinas attraction
Lets stop there thats a good spot yeah
Ill pick it back up later on in the year

Kel:
Next is triangle three
ATD
Oh my God
Howd this come to be?
Danas getting married
To the cold-blooded cat killer
The crazed notorious gas money stealer
Ill get off her back for a minute
Just so I can get it twisted
Throw another name in the pot
Stir it and mix it
The Sous Chef makes a remarkable
Now its Danas turn to get burned
Aight Dana and Alice are avoiding the fact that they kissed
Or any other place where they could be intimate
Tonya finds out though Goes al gung-ho
And the wedding plans go out the window
So Alice and Dana
Yeah they hook up
But like I said before it gets a little shook up
The red-head (who I really like by the way)
Lets just say her presence comes into play

All: Whod we forget?
Rell: That would be Kit

Kit goes and buys the Planet
Ben he tries to help her manage
Kit and Ivan, they go at it
Ivan seems to get embarrassed
Runs away and I guess thats the last well hear from himor her

Theres a new guy named Mark
I didnt really get into his part
All I care to say is that he rooms with Jen and Shane
And hes one-hundred percent totally not *****

All:
So thats it were finally done
Just a follow up to season one
So if you like what you just heard
Make sure you watch the L word